The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“Do you think so?” I exclaimed. “That would be too good! The
woman-hater! Capital!”
“Stranger things have happened. Did you not see how he blushed just now?
But as to the Don, do you know he is a greater mystery to me now than
ever? Every woman instinctively knows what a man’s looks mean.”
“Well, what did the Don’s glances signify?”
“I cannot for the life of me imagine.”
“What! Although every woman instinctively knows, and so forth.”
“Ah,” said she, smiling, “I meant that they always knew when the looks
meant—pshaw! you know very well what I mean.”
“You would have me to understand that the Don’s looks, though they meant
something, did not mean nascent love.”
“Yes. Do you not remember that sudden and intense look he gave me when
we met him on the sidewalk? Well, when I came to turn that incident over
in my mind I came to the conclusion that he mistook me for some one
else. Now I am all at sea again. He knows, now, that I am Lucy
Poythress, and not any one else.”
“Naturally.”
“Don’t be silly,—and still—”
“And still?”
“And yet—oh, you know what I mean.”
“Upon my word I do not.”
“Well, he seemed to me to be studying me as a kind of problem,—no, not
that,—he appeared—ah, this is my idea—he seemed to me to survey me
just as I have seen mothers look at their sons after a session’s
absence. ‘Has he grown? Has he changed? Has he improved?’ Do I make
myself clear?”
“Perfectly.”
“What are you laughing at? What do I mean, then?”
“I gather from all you say that your impression is that this Mystery,
this Enigma, this Sphinx, this Don Miff—longs to be a mother to you.”
“Mr. W-ha-c-k-e-r!”
I could never understand why a man must not laugh at his own witticisms;
and my hilarity on this occasion immediately drew the other girls and
Mrs. Carter into the front parlor, where Lucy and I were sitting. By
rapidly interposing a succession of chairs between that young woman and
myself, I succeeded in giving the ladies an enlarged and profusely
illustrated edition of Lucy’s views of the state of the Don’s feelings
and intentions in regard to herself, when, seizing my hat, I fled,
leaving the three girls in uproarious glee, and Mrs. Carter collapsed in
an arm-chair, weeping, while voiceless laughter rippled along her rotund
form. As I passed in front of the window Lucy’s head appeared.
“Say your prayers twice to-night,” said she.
CHAPTER XV.
“Jack,” said Charley that night at my rooms, “have you any message for
the old gentleman? I am off for home to-morrow.”
“Indeed! Why this sudden resolution?”
“Too many people in Richmond for me.”
“It seems to me that you like some of them a good deal. Isn’t she
bright?”
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