The story of Keedon BluffsCraddock, Charles Egbert
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The story of Keedon Bluffs
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Great Smoky Mountains (N.C. and Tenn.) -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Fiction
The neighbor, who lived on the other side of the mountain, pottered
around among the merchandise in search of the sugar and salt, attended
only by the storekeeper’s dog, an earnest-minded and grave-mannered
brute, that guarded the store by night and seemed to clerk there by day,
following the customers about with sedulous politeness, and apparently
only hindered from waiting upon them by the lack of adaptability in
his paws. His urbanity did not extend to their followers. He measured
strength with all the dogs that came to the store. It was useless for any
pacifically disposed hound to sit under the wagon bed at a safe distance.
The clerk would rush out with a celerity that implied a hundred feet,
and the fracas under the wagon would be long and loud and bloody. But
he had not all the canine pluck in the Big Smoky, and thus it was that
one of his ears was slit, and he preferred to shut one eye, and his tail
was but a stump. He turned wagging it vivaciously as Ike came in, and
the storekeeper, regardless of old Corbin’s reproofs, said benignantly,
“Howdy, Ike, howdy? Make yerse’f at home. How’s the fambly, Ike, how’s
the fambly?”
“Jes’ toler’ble,” said Ike, taking a rickety chair near the door.
“Uncle Ab ez well ez common?” demanded the customer, still hunting about
for the salt. He was a tall, straight, soldierly fellow, and though he
had fought on the opposite side he felt a comrade-like sympathy for the
blinded artillery-man.
“He be jes’ ez peart ez ever—jes’ a-settin’-back,” said Ike, with
responsive interest. He had great love for his uncle and a special
veneration for a man so learned as he fancied Abner Guyther to be in the
science of gunnery. “He air jes’ ez lively ez a three-year-old colt.”
“Ain’t he a heap o’ trouble ter lead about an’ sech?” demanded old
Corbin, turning his crow’s-feet—one could hardly have said his glance,
for it was so deeply enveloped among the folds of wrinkles—upon Ike.
“Naw sir!” the boy repudiated the idea with a glowing cheek and a
flashing eye. “Uncle Ab air sech good comp’ny everybody in the fambly
jes’ hankers ter bide nigh him; the identical dogs fight one another fur
which one air ter be ’lowed ter lead him—sometimes ef we-uns air busy
he walks with a string ter the dog’s neck. Shucks! the main thing air
to _git_ ter lead him—jes’ ez apt ez not uncle Ab will set out by his
lone self. An’ he don’t often run over ennything—he ’pears ter hev a
heap o’ sense in his hands, an’ he knows whenst he air a-comin’ towards
ennything like a door or post, though he’ll walk ag’in cheers or tubs or
sech. ’Tother day—ye mought hev knocked me down I war so surprised—I kem
along the road ’bout a quarter o’ a mile from home, an’ thar sot uncle
Ab a-top o’ the rail fence—jes’ a-settin’ thar in the sun all alone an’
a-whistlin’ the bugle calls.”
“Ho! ho!” exclaimed the customer, “he always hed spunk,—Abner hed; an’ he
air a-showin’ it now, jes’ ez true ez when he sarved in his battery.”
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