It was some time before she opened her eyes again. By that time Mr.
Mackie had succeeded in breaking the ice. The floor shook to the
fourth figure of the Shop-Girl Lancers, and Louie saw, beyond the
reference-books, the Alcazar beauty swung clear off the ground, a
goldfish whirling almost horizontally past. Miss Levey's skirts
followed, their owner crying, "Help, help!"... "_For it ain't the
proper way to treat a la-ady!_" Mr. Mackie's jubilant voice sang--and
when the figure ended there were shouts and clapping of hands and
uproarious cries of "Again, again!"
By-and-by Louie rose. She walked up the room again. At the piano Mr.
Mackie, who was to sing, was now confidentially humming the air of his
song into the hired pianist's ear. Mr. Jeffries, once more looking as
if he needed a niche and a plinth, was standing in his original place,
by the folding door. Miss Levine and Archie Merridew were half hidden
behind the piano; and Kitty Windus, radiant, was openly flirting with
the pale student called Richardson. Evie Soames had just spoken to Mr.
Jeffries; she was sulking at Archie's desertion of her. Then Mr.
Weston announced, solemnly and distinctly, that Mr. Mackie was about
to add to the enjoyment of all present by singing a song entitled
"That Gorgonzola Cheese." Applause greeted the announcement, and Mr.
Mackie, who had slipped behind the piano for a moment and returned
with his coat on the wrong side out, began.
Louie found herself once more by the side of Mr. Jeffries.
"I should like some coffee," she said.
The coffee was in an adjoining room. For the first time since she had
been at the School Louie did not want to hear Mr. Mackie.
But the hint was lost on Mr. Jeffries.
"Eh? Certainly," he said, and went away in search of the coffee.
"'Oh--that--Gorgonzola Cheese!'"
Mr. Mackie sang,
"'It must have been unhealthy, I suppose,
For the old Tom Cat fell dead upon the mat
When the niff got up his nose!'"
Kitty was laughing almost hysterically.
"'Talk about the flavour of the crackling of the pork!
I guess it wasn't half so strong
As the delicate effluvia that filled our house
When the Gorgonzola Cheese went wrong!'"
Mr. Jeffries had returned with Louie's coffee, but Louie barely
touched it. Great stupid fellow!
Then he turned to her with some merely banal remark, and Louie, giving
it all the answer it deserved, turned and left him.
That unspeakable loneliness had come upon her again.
Louie made no further attempt to talk to Mr. Jeffries. She watched
another dance, heard Mr. Weston recite "The Raven," and then went to
the cloakroom for her shawl. There she came upon Kitty Windus, who had
found it necessary to do up her hair again.
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