CAPT. G. (Aside.) And some people would like women to assist in making the laws. Introduction to imply condonement. (Aloud.) Well, you see, if you can remember so far back as that, I couldn't, in' common politeness, refuse the offer. MRS. H. In common politeness I We have got beyond that! CAPT. G. (Aside.) Old ground means fresh trouble. (Aloud.) On my honor MRS. H. Your what? Ha, ha! CAPT. G. Dishonor, then. She's not what you imagine. I meant to-- MRS. H. Don't tell me anything about her! She won't care for you, and when you come back, after having made an exhibition of yourself, you'll find me occupied with-- CAPT. G. (Insolently.) You couldn't while I am alive. (Aside.) If that doesn't bring her pride to her rescue, nothing will. MRS. H. (Drawing herself up.) Couldn't do it? I' (Softening.) You're right. I don't believe I could--though you are what you are--a coward and a liar in grain. CAPT. G. It doesn't hurt so much after your little lecture--with demonstrations. MRS. H. One mass of vanity! Will nothing ever touch you in this life? There must be a Hereafter if it's only for the benefit of--But you will have it all to yourself. CAPT. G. (Under his eyebrows.) Are you certain of that? MRS. H. I shall have had mine in this life; and it will serve me right. CAPT. G. But the admiration that you insisted on so strongly a moment ago? (Aside.) Oh, I am a brute! MRS. H. (Fiercely.) Will that con-sole me for knowing that you will go to her with the same words, the same arguments, and the--the same pet names you used to me? And if she cares for you, you two will laugh over my story. Won't that be punishment heavy enough even for me--even for me?--And it's all useless. That's another punishment. CAPT. G. (Feebly.) Oh, come! I'm not so low as you think. MRS. H. Not now, perhaps, but you will be. Oh, Pip, if a woman flatters your vanity, there's nothing on earth that you would not tell her; and no meanness that you would not do. Have I known you so long without knowing that? CAPT. G. If you can trust me in nothing else--and I don't see why I should be trusted--you can count upon my holding my tongue.