man, who ate enormous meals, drank sometimes twenty-five cups of tea at
one sitting, wore slovenly and dirty clothes, half-burnt wigs, and
slippers almost in tatters. Then he contradicted flatly, and his anger
was of a very vehement kind; though he always declared himself to be a
"most polite man," and was occasionally ceremonious to a wonderful
degree. And yet as he discoursed, men listened to him with such
pleasure that they forgot entirely his many monstrous failings. His
power of argument was magnificent; never could man so slay an adversary
by his words as could this vigorous, quarrelsome, brilliant talker, and
though he hit hard, he did not hit cruelly. There was no venom in his
words, and however violently he argued, he never seems to have lost a
friend through it. On the contrary his circle of admirers constantly
grew, and cheerfully submitted to whatever demands he made upon them.
Chief among those friends, of course, stands the faithful Boswell, who
idolised him with a worship that must have been very wearisome. If
Johnson so much as opened his mouth Boswell bent forward wild with
eagerness, terrified lest one precious word should escape him; he sat as
close to him as he could get, he hung around him like a dog, and no
amount of snubbing could damp his ardour. He delighted in asking his
master a series of such questions as these:—"What would you do if you
were shut up in a castle with a new-born baby?" Or, "Why is a cow’s tail
long?"
"I will not be baited with what and why," Johnson would answer
impatiently. "You have only two subjects, yourself and me. I am sick
of both. If your presence does not drive a man out of his house,
nothing will."
Johnson’s daily life seems to have been mapped out in this wise. He lay
in bed late into the morning, surrounded by an admiring circle of men
friends, who consulted him on every particular, and listened
respectfully to all his opinions. He only rose in time for a late
dinner at some tavern which occupied most of the afternoon, as other
circles of friends came to listen to him. Then he would drink tea at
some house, frequently spending the rest of the evening there, unless he
was supping with other acquaintances. Except for his "Lives of the
Poets," he wrote but little at this period of his life, and said in
excuse, "that a man could do as much good by talking as by writing."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account