The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 05, May 1891: An Illustrated Monthly — John Shaqi
The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 05, May 1891: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 05, May 1891: An Illustrated Monthly
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John Chinaman is quite as easily satisfied, and the tout has no
difficulty in drawing him within, but the drawback to his custom is
that he seldom has any money, or, if he has any, is not inclined to
part with it. It is just a "toss-up," as the tout says, whether he will
pay, if he gets the Celestial inside, though it is worth the risk when
business is not very brisk.
Here is one fine specimen of a Celestial coming along. Western
civilisation, as yet, has made no impression upon him, and he looks for
all the world the Chinaman of the willow-pattern plate in the window
of the tea shop. John falls an easy prey to the tout, who ushers him
inside, and whispers to the "Guv'nor" in a mysterious aside: "Yew du
'im for nothin', if ye can't get him to brass up. Lots o' Chaneymen
about to-day, an' 'e'll advertise the business." The customer is
thereupon posed with especial favour, the photographer feeling that the
reputation of the business in the Celestial mind depends on the success
of this effort. Chinese accessories are called into play; John Chinaman
is seated in a bamboo chair, against a bamboo table, supporting a
flower vase which looks suspiciously as though it had once served as
a receptacle for preserved ginger. Overhead is hung a paper lantern,
and the background is turned round so that the stretcher frame of the
canvas may give the appearance of a Chinese interior. There is no need
to tell the sitter to look pleasant, for his features at once expand
into that peculiar smile which Bret Harte has described as "child-like
and bland."
The photo is duly completed and handed over to the customer for his
inspection and approval. He manifests quite a childish delight, and
is about to depart with it, when he is reminded by word and sign that
he has not paid. John very well understands the meaning of it all,
but smiles vacuously. When, however, the photographer begins to look
threatening, he whines in his best English that he has no money. The
photographer slaps him all round in the hope of hearing a jingle of
concealed coins, but to no purpose. "Another blessed specimen, gratis!"
he mutters, as he allows his unprofitable customer to depart with the
photo, in the hope that it will attract some of his fellow-countrymen
to the studio. This seems quite likely, for the Chinaman goes off in a
transport of delight. He stops now and again to survey the photo, and
the appearance of it evidently gives such satisfaction that he goes
dancing off like a child to show it to his Celestial brethren. They
straightway resolve also to go and have a photograph for nothing.
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