[Illustration: "TIT-BITS AT THE FRONT."] Not unlike a sack of potatoes on legs, your average Cossack, when he has dismounted, has more the clumsiness of the clown than the cut of the crack cavalry soldier about him, while his peculiar aversion to water at once negatives any notion of personal smartness, from a European point of view. On the other hand, put him in the stirrups, mount him with all his paraphernalia on his shaggy little steed, and he will ride, if need be, "through fire, and--if quite unavoidable--water," too, if it be only the will of the Czar. It's a beautiful, nay, touching sight to see the Cossack of the Don at the first streak of early dawn on commissariat duty. As an explorer and discoverer of dainties in obscure hen-roosts, he stands--save for Reynard himself--alone; seldom returning without bringing in trophies on his lance-head which will give a zest to the Major's breakfast--or--his own. One morning at Porodim several correspondents and myself were making desperate efforts to break the ice with a view to something like a lame apology for the homely tub. At length, having succeeded in doing so, we commenced our ablutions, and soon found ourselves the subject of comment on the part of several burly fellows, who seemed quite entertained at our proceedings. "Wonderful!" said a Cossack Corporal, turning to my interpreter Nicholoff. "Wonderful! Englishmen, are they? Why, they wash in the winter time!" While on the subject of Cossacks, several odd incidents present themselves: _The Times_ correspondent and myself having one day secured (no matter how) a fowl, promptly proceeded to pluck, cook, cut up and--but no, I mustn't put the cart before the horse--we were interrupted in our arrangements for the mid-day meal by the passing of a number of ox-teams, taking supplies of all kinds to the front, which were driven by Cossack camp followers. One of these, allowing his oxen to continue the even tenor of their way, stopped for a moment to take in the situation. Our preparations evidently amused him, and we, noting his interest in our movements--more especially, _The Times_ correspondent--indulged in a certain amount of Anglo-Saxon badinage, at which that Cossack seemed to wonder more vaguely than before, till my companion felt it quite safe to say--in the vulgar vernacular, holding up at the same time _his_ half of that mutilated fowl before the burly bullock driver--"There now, I dare say you'd make small bones of that if you could get it, wouldn't you?" In an instant the Cossack had seized the dainty morsel in his grimy grip; the next it was quite beyond reclaim between his teeth, and then, to our utter astonishment, in unmistakable North Country dialect he said:-- "Wull, p'raps I shall, now I've got 'un; I'm a Yarkshermun, I am." And with this, munching to his infinite satisfaction that drum-stick as he went, he turned on his heel and rejoined his oxen.