The Strand Magazine, Vol. 05, Issue 29, May 1893: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 05, Issue 29, May 1893: An Illustrated Monthly
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Now, it is a noticeable thing, illustrative of the mental stagnation of
the kangaroo, that, having adopted the crude idea of the bookmaker's or
'bus-conductor's pouch, he--or, rather, she--through all the
generations, has never developed an improvement on that pouch, either by
evolution, selection, or natural adaptation. Even in these days of
improvement, the kangaroo's pouch has no separate compartment for
silver. Of course it is mainly used to carry the family in, but in any
really intelligent and enterprising class of animals that pouch would
long ago have improved and developed, through the countless ages, into a
convenient perambulator, with rubber tires and a leather hood. As it is,
the kangaroo has not so much as added a patent clasp.
[Illustration: PRESERVED.]
Still, in its merely primitive form, the pouch is found useful by the
small kangaroo. It is an ever-ready refuge from the prowling dingo dog,
and any little kangaroo who breaks a window has always a capital
hiding-place handy. Indeed, the young kangaroo would fare ill without
this retreat, because any other cradle the mother, being a kangaroo,
would probably forget all about, and lose. It is only because the pouch
hangs under her very nose that she remembers she has a family at all.
All the kangaroo's strength seems to have settled down into the hind
legs and the tail, leaving the other parts comparatively weak, and the
head superlatively useless, except as an attachment for the mouth. One
would imagine that in the period which has elapsed since the Creation
the feeblest-minded of animals would have had time to arrive at some
final choice in the matter of coat-colour; but the kangaroo hasn't. He
never makes up his mind about anything; he begins life in a pale-grey
colour; in a year or two he changes his mind and turns very dark--darker
than either his father or his mother. The originality pleases him for a
little while, and then he gets doubtful of his choice, and makes a
wretched compromise--the kangaroo is compromise all over--settling down
for the rest of his life to a tint midway between the light and the
dark. If he lived a little longer he would probably experiment in blue.
As it is, he sometimes makes an attempt in pink--with powder. Only the
male kangaroo uses this cosmetic, and where he finds it and how he keeps
it is a mystery; he doesn't put it on his face--he devotes it entirely
to the complexion of his chest and stomach.
[Illustration: WRESTLING PRACTICE.]
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