The Strand Magazine, Vol. 05, Issue 29, May 1893: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 05, Issue 29, May 1893: An Illustrated Monthly
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
The most entirely objectionable of all the marsupials is the Tasmanian
devil. It is only a little devil, a couple of feet or so long, but its
savagery is beyond measuring by anything like a two-foot rule. No
reasonable devils could wish to be treated with more indulgence than the
Zoological Society extends to these. A rolling blind is provided to keep
the sun out of their eyes, and they are politely labelled "Ursine
Dasyures," for fear of offending them. They ill deserve either
attention, and at any rate I should like to see the label changed. The
function of the Tasmanian devil in the economy of Nature is to bite,
scratch, tear and mangle whatever other work of Nature happens to be
within reach. It is touching to observe the preference exhibited by the
Tasmanian devil for its keeper, who feeds it; it tries to bite him much
oftener and more savagely than anybody else. Thus you observe that
kindness has some effect, even with the Tasmanian devil. Of course, by
its nature, it resents kindness more than anything else, but it will
also attack anybody for cruelty, or indifference, or admiration, or
curiosity, or for looking at it, or for not looking at it, or any other
injury. You can't drive it away with anything; it won't go for a stick
and it won't go for a gun; nevertheless it will go for you, like three
hundred wild cats.
[Illustration: Tasmanian Devil!]
[Illustration: THAT IDEA.]
The Tasmanian method of taming it is to blow it into space with a heavy
charge of buckshot; and this seems to be the only way of rendering it
quite harmless. In life the Tasmanian devil has one desire, one belief,
one idea--general devastation. Herein, perhaps, he is the superior of
the kangaroo, who doesn't have ideas. There is a superstition that once,
in distant ages, a kangaroo had an idea, and if you closely observe a
kangaroo who is left to himself, you may see something in that
superstition. Ever since the time of that idea (which, of course, the
kangaroo forgot) the whole race of kangaroos has been trying desperately
to remember it. Whenever a kangaroo finds himself alone, and unobserved,
he addresses himself to recollecting that idea. He gazes thoughtfully at
his paws, finding no inspiration. Then, he tries the vacant air above
him, with equal ill-success. He brown-studies at the fence, at the
ground, at his own tail; he will never, never rescue that lost idea
(which is probably a most insane one, not worth rescuing), but he is
always persuading himself that he is on the very point of catching it;
frowning and turning his head aside as though the words were in his
mouth but wouldn't come off the tongue. You will also notice that he
wrestles desperately with it in his sleep, with his fore paw over his
nose. If in his waking efforts he sees you watching him, he instantly
assumes an air of alert wisdom, intended to convey the belief that he
has known all about the idea for years, and is only thinking about
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