The Strand Magazine, Vol. 07, Issue 40, April, 1894: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 07, Issue 40, April, 1894: An Illustrated Monthly
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
In the reptile-house at these Gardens, the largest saurian bears the
apt name of Little-'un. He is a youthful alligator, although, being
rather more than 10 ft. 6 in. long, he has quite grown out of short
frocks. Nothing infantile remains about his appearance, and he has
in full development that curious cravat of fleshy folds and creases
noticeable in no animals but alligators and 'bus-drivers, and among the
latter species only in the stout and red-faced variety. Little-'un's
name was not given him by way of a joke, but because, nine years
ago, he was only a foot long--which _is_ little for an alligator.
Little-'un has always been a good business alligator, however, and
by strict industry and invincible perseverance in the pursuit of
whatever might be eatable, has risen to an honoured and considerable
eminence in the higher Zoo circles. To observe the open countenance
of Little-'un bearing down on a piece of meat that ought properly to
belong to some other alligator, is to get a sight of a truly original
edition of "Smiles's Self-Help." Little-'un's one moral principle
is--the greatest good of the greatest alligator. His business maxim
is get something to eat; honestly, if there is no other way, but,
anyhow, get it as large as possible, and as often as you can. He
would, without the least bashfulness, proceed to eat his friends in
the same tank if Tyrrell (the keeper, whom you know already) neglected
the commissariat. Indeed, he once began on one fellow-lodger, with no
other excuse than opportunity. Feeding was in progress, and, in the
scramble and confusion, a smallish crocodile, lunging his nose in the
direction of the desired morsel, without particularly noticing where
that direction led, found himself up to the eyes in Little-'un's dental
establishment. Little-'un's prudent habits rendered it unlikely that
he would deliberately fling away anything that Providence had actually
thrust into his mouth, even if it were his own grandfather: and only a
vigorous application of Tyrrell's pole saved the crocodile from making
a meal in a sense he didn't originally intend.
Eighty-five degrees is the temperature prescribed for the water here,
and every crocodile is a thermometer unto himself, soon showing signs,
notwithstanding his thick hide, of any variation in the rate of his
gentle stewing--Little-'un being as sensitive as any, in spite of his
assiduous attention to business.
[Illustration:
200°
"HERE, STOP IT, TYRELL!"
150°
100°
80°
70°
60°
J.A.S.
SWAIN SO
THE CROCODILE THERMOMETER]
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