The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, February 1899, No. 98.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, February 1899, No. 98.
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Lord Winchilsea aged rapidly. When he made his maiden speech in the
House of Commons he had not advanced beyond the stage of the young
dandy. His face was a shade of ivory, the pallor made more striking by
the coal-black hair. His attitude, like his dress and everything about
him, was carefully studied. His left hand, rigidly extended, lightly
rested behind his back. His right hand, when not in action, hid his
finger-tips in the breast of a closely-buttoned frock-coat.
Occasionally, he withdrew his hand and made stiff gestures in the air as
if he were writing hieroglyphs. Occasionally, he emphasized a point by
slightly bowing to the amused audience.
The matter of his speech was excellent, its form, occasionally, as
extravagant as his getup. The House roared with laughter when Mr.
Finch-Hatton, pointing stiff finger-tips at Mr. Gladstone smiling on the
Treasury Bench, invited members to visit the Premier on his uneasy couch
and watch him moaning and tossing as the long procession of his pallid
victims passed before him. This reminiscence of a scene from "Richard
III." was a great success, though not quite in the manner Mr. Hatton,
working it out in his study, had forecast.
A man of great natural capacity, wide culture, and, as was shown in his
later connection with agriculture, of indomitable industry, he would,
having lived down his extravagancies, have made a career in the Commons.
Called thence by early doom he went to the Lords, and was promptly and
finally extinguished.
MUSTERED AT J. J. COLMAN'S.
Another old member of the House who died in the recess is Mr. Colman.
The great mustard manufacturer, whose name was carried on tin boxes to
the uttermost ends of the earth, never made his mark in the House of
Commons. I doubt whether he ever got so far as to work off his maiden
speech. A quiet, kindly, shrewd man of business, he was content to look
on whilst others fought and talked. He came too late to the House to be
ever thoroughly at one with it, and took an early opportunity of
retiring.
Mr. Gladstone had a high respect for him, and occasionally visited his
beautiful home in Norfolk. One of these occasions became historic by
reason of Mr. Gladstone unwittingly making a little joke. Coming down to
breakfast one morning, and finding the house-party already gathered in
the room, Mr. Gladstone cheerily remarked, "What, are we all mustered?"
He never knew why this innocent observation had such remarkable success
with Mr. J. J. Colman's guests.
MR. GLADSTONE'S TABLE-TALK.
A few more recollections of Mr. Gladstone whilst still in harness. I
remember meeting him at a well-known house during the Midlothian
campaign of 1885. He came in to luncheon half an hour late, and was
rallied by the host upon his unpunctuality. "You know," he said, "only
the other day you lectured us upon the grace of punctuality at
luncheon-time."
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