The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, February 1899, No. 98.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, February 1899, No. 98.
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
The rest seemed very easy, but in reality it wasn't. I set out briskly
enough for the eating-house, but as I neared it my steps grew slower and
slower. It seemed an easy thing, at a distance, to ask for a lock of the
red-headed girl's hair, but as I came nearer the shop, and began to
consider what I should say, the job seemed a bit awkward. She was a
thick-set sort of girl, with very red arms and a snub nose, and I felt
doubtful how she would take the request. Perhaps she would laugh, and
dab me in the face with a wet lettuce, as I had once seen her do with a
jocular customer. Now, I am a little particular about my appearance and
bearing, and I was not anxious to be dabbed in the face with a wet
lettuce by a red-haired waitress at a cheap eating-house. If I had known
anybody else with hair of that extraordinary colour I would not have
taken the risk; but I didn't. Nevertheless I hesitated, and walked up
and down a little before entering.
There was no customer in the place, for it was at least an hour before
mid-day. The girl issued from a recess at the back, and came toward me.
She seemed a terrible--a most formidable girl, seen so closely. She had
small, sharp eyes, a snub nose, and a very large mouth--the sort of
mouth that is ever ready to pour forth shrill abuse or vulgar derision.
My heart sank into my boots, I couldn't--no, I _couldn't_ ask her
straightaway for a lock of her hair.
I temporized. I said I would have something to eat. She asked what. I
said I would take anything there was. After a while she brought a plate
of hideous coarse cold beef--like cat's meat. This is a sort of food I
_cannot_ eat, but I had to try. And she brought pickles on a
plate--horrid, messy yellow pickles. I had often wondered as I passed
what gave that eating-house its unpleasant smell, and now I knew it was
the pickles.
I cut the offensive stuff into small pieces, made as much show of eating
it as I could, and shoved it into a heap at one side of the plate. The
girl had retired to a partly inclosed den at the back of the shop, where
she seemed to be washing plates. After all, I reflected, there was
nothing to be afraid of. It was a purely commercial transaction, and no
doubt the girl would be very glad to sell a little of her hair.
Moreover, the longer I waited the greater risk I ran of having other
customers come in and spoil the thing altogether. There was the
hair--the one thing to straighten all my difficulties, and a few
shillings would certainly buy all I wanted. I rapped on the table with
my fork.
The red-haired girl came down the shop wiping her hands on her
apron--big hands, and very red; terrible hands to box an ear or claw a
face. This thought disturbed me, but I said, manfully, "I should like,
if you've no objection, to have--I should like--I should like a----"
It was useless. I _couldn't_ say "a lock of your hair." I stammered, and
the girl stared doubtfully. "Cawfy?" she suggested.
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