The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, February 1899, No. 98.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, February 1899, No. 98.
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
"Yes, yes," I answered, eagerly, with a breath of relief. "Coffee, of
course."
The coffee was as bad as the beef. It came in a vast, thick mug, like a
gallipot with a handle. It ought to have been very strong coffee,
considering its thickness, but it had a flat, rather metallic taste, and
a general flavour of boiled crusts.
I became convinced that the real reason of my hesitation was the fact
that I had not settled how much to offer for the hair. It might look
suspicious, I reflected, to offer too much, but, on the other hand, it
would never do to offer too little. What was the golden mean? As I
considered, a grubby, shameless boy put his head in at the door, and
shouted, "Wayo, carrots? What price yer wig?"
The red-haired girl made a savage rush, and the boy danced off across
the street with gestures of derision. Plainly, I couldn't make an offer
at all after that. She would take it as a deliberate insult--suggested
by the shout of the dirty boy. Perhaps she would make just such a savage
rush at _me_--and what should I do then? Here the matter was settled for
the present by the entrance of two coal-heavers.
[Illustration: "SHE LOOKED A TRIFLE SUSPICIOUS."]
For three days in succession I went to that awful eating-house, and each
day I ate, or pretended to eat, just such an awful meal. I shirked the
beef, but I was confronted with equally fearful bloaters--bloaters that
smelt right across the street. It occurred to me, so criminal and so
desperate had I grown, that I might _steal_ enough of the girl's hair
for my purpose, by the aid of a pair of pocket scissors, and so escape
all difficulty. With that design I followed her quietly down the shop
once or twice, making a pretence of reaching for a paper, or a
mustard-pot, or the like. But that was useless. I never knew which way
she would move next, and I saw no opportunity of effecting my purpose
without the risk of driving the points of my scissors into her head.
Indeed, if I had seen the chance, I should scarce have had the courage
to snip. And once, when she turned suddenly, she looked a trifle
suspicious.
I attempted to engage her in conversation, in order that I might, by
easy and natural stages, approach the subject of her hair. It was not
easy. She disliked hair as a subject of conversation. I began to
suspect, and more than suspect, that her hair was the stock joke of the
regular customers. Not a boy could pass the door singing "Her golden
hair was hanging down her back" (as most of them did), but she bridled
and glared. Truly, it was very awkward. But then, there was no other
such hair, so far as my observation had gone, in all London, or anywhere
else.
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