The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159. — John Shaqi
The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
The unfortunate man almost upset the barrow in the shock of the moment;
but, recovering himself, began to perform the most extraordinary
antics Teddy had ever seen. First he straightened himself from the
hips and gave a sudden tilt to his hat with both hands, which threw it
dexterously over one eye; next he twisted up the collar of his coat and
stuck his thumbs in the arm-holes of his waistcoat; then took a little
skip backwards and a little skip forwards; put his tongue into his
cheek and ejaculated the single word: "Walker!"
[Illustration: "WALKER!"]
Perceiving from these signs, in a dim fashion, that the man doubted
the honesty of his intentions, Teddy became more emphatic, assuring
the man that he lived quite near at hand, and that lunch would be just
about ready; that he would be quite alone with them; even going so far
as to enumerate some of the dishes which might be expected. But the
costermonger evidently still had his doubts.
The woman, however, with the keenness of her sex, saw farther into the
matter than the man. She spoke in a lower voice.
"Sam, there may be summink in it, arter all. 'E's a little swell, by
the looks of 'im, an' 'e don't look 'ard-'earted enough to go for to
guy us, do 'e?"
The man, who appeared, even under the most distressing circumstances,
to have some latent spark of humour about him, scratched his head for
a moment, and then addressed the boy with extreme politeness.
"Seein' as 'ow you're so pressin', yer nibs, I dunno but what we won't
take a snack wiv yer--me an' me Donah"--he indicated the woman with one
hand. "Do yer fink I might leave the barrer in yer front garding?"
Teddy was wise enough to see that the carrying out of the latter
suggestion might cause tongues to wag in the aristocratic square, so
it was finally decided that the barrow should be left in the care of
a worthy man, of disreputable appearance, who lived in a yard near at
hand, and who, for its better protection, agreed to sleep in it until
their return.
It is probable that, had Master Teddy Kershaw brought in a travelling
menagerie with him--including the elephant--to lunch, Wilkins the
butler would scarcely have expressed surprise, whatever his private
feelings might have been. Therefore, when the boy introduced his two
new friends into the house, gravely referring to them as "Mr. and Mrs.
Donah," and announcing that they would partake of lunch with him,
Wilkins merely bowed and murmured "Very good, Master Edwin"; discreetly
waiting until he had gained the seclusion of his pantry before
exploding.
Mrs. Donah was very much subdued and decidedly ill at ease; but
Mr. Donah, on the other hand, made himself quite at home with much
rapidity. He addressed the appallingly stiff footman pleasantly as
"Calves," and taunted him with the suggestion that he was quite big
enough to be "put into trahsis." Finally, having appeased his appetite,
he lounged easily about the room and admired its appointments.
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