MARRIED. MARKHAM--SEELY.--At the residence of the groom's parents one of the most up-to-date weddings took place. (There had been an agreement between the bride and groom not to be married in the old-fashioned way, but to change the mode a little.) Therefore they were married at the residence of the father of the groom, Peter J. Seely, Esq. The groom wore a long pair of overalls and a cutaway coat. The bride wore a calico dress and apron. They both looked the picture of health, and were ably assisted--the groom by the bride's sister and the bride by Mr. Sam Meadows, a particular friend of the groom's. After spending a couple of weeks in the West they will return and settle down in their pleasant home, "Swandown"; Burlap, the furniture man at Five Forks, having already the contract to see that their home is properly furnished during their absence. [Illustration: FAIRPLAY FLUME, THE BLISS BREEZE, THE ARIZONA ARROW, THE CREEDE CANDLE, THE RIFLE REVEILLE, THE MUSTANG MAIL, THE MOTHER LODE MAGNET] As to the titles of many of these Western productions, it might be supposed these spring from the fertile brain of some incorrigible humorist. But this is not so. Nothing could be more real--"alive and kicking"--in Anno Domini 1904, than the _Creede_ (Colorado) _Candle_, the _Arizona Arrow_ of Chloride, Arizona, the _Rifle Reveille_, the _Rising Star X-ray_, the _Bald-Knob Herald_, the Dallas _World Hustler_, the _Kosse Cyclone_, the Blooming _Grove Rustler_, the Carrizo _Javelin_, the Noyales _Oasis_, and the Devil's Lake _Free Press_. The names of some Western towns are fantastic to a degree, and the editorial love for alliteration is strong. Thus we have the _Bliss Breeze_, the _Mustang Mail_, and the Searchlight _Searchlight_ in addition to those I have mentioned. What more natural in the "city" of Tombstone, Arizona, than that the newspaper should be entitled the _Epitaph_? Or that an _Epitaph_ should take as naturally to obituaries as a duck to water or an Arizonian takes to his "gun"? [Illustration: JAKE MOFFATT GONE SKYWARD!] As we feared on hearing that two doctors had been called in, the life of our esteemed fellow-citizen Jake Moffatt ered out on Wednesday last, just after we had gone to press. Jake was every inch a scholar and a gentleman, upright in all his dealings, unimpeachable in character, and ran the Front Street Saloon in the very toniest style consistent with order. Jake never fully recovered from the year he spent in the county jail at the time of the Ryan-Sternberg fracas. His health was shattered, and he leaves a sorrowing widow and nary an enemy. [Illustration: Newspapers: "THE JAVELIN. The Flagstaff Gem. The Oasis. The Oklahoma Hornet."]