The strange story of the Dunmow flitchRobertson Scott, J. W. (John William)
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The strange story of the Dunmow flitch
Robertson Scott, J. W. (John William)
Dunmow flitch; Great Dunmow (England); Marriage customs and rites -- Great Britain
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[Illustration: FURTHER PRINTS OF THE PRIORY CHURCH.]
FURTHER PRINTS OF THE PRIORY CHURCH.--The top illustration is from an
old print, undated. The lower engraving is by J. Newton; published
1786.
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1903. Mr. and Mrs. J. C. KEEBLE, Northampton.
Mr. and Mrs. W. L. JACKAMAN, Felixstowe.
1904. Mr. and Mrs. C. HOLFORD, Putney.
Mr. and Mrs. QUIGGIN.
1905. Rev. and Mrs. O. F. S. P. JENKINS, St. John's, Mold. N. Wales.
Mr. and Mrs. F. J. G. NOAKES, 17, Bedlum, Bitterly,
Ludlow, Salop.
1906. Mr. and Mrs. W. S. J. LLOYD-WILLEY, 5, Cottage Grove, Bow, E.
Mr. and Mrs. H. LEWIS MORGAN, 517, Cliff Road,
Bristol.
No ceremony has been held since 1906.
CHAPTER XI
The Scene at the Modern Ceremony
Humorous account of a recent Flitch festival, which appeared in the
London _Star_, may be reproduced in part, as an outsider's impression
of the modern ceremony--
The sun poured down on Dunmow meadows. Most of the population of the
country round was gathered in holiday dress, and a steam barrel
organ, which neighed a series of melodies without intermission, drove
all the birds to the adjoining counties and made things sonorously
cheerful. The rustics threw balls at cocoanuts, drank beer, ate
cakes, and disported themselves innocently through the early hours
awaiting the matrimonial inquisition.
The huge marquee tent, where the secrets of several households were
to be ruthlessly laid bare, was visited by a number of chubby
gentlemen who whispered mysteriously. Finally, at three o'clock all
was ready, and public shillings flowed in a steady stream into the
committee's hat. Soon the tent was crowded to suffocation.
There was a platform with a big chair for the judge, a bench for the
claimants and tables for the counsel. There were twelve seats for
the jury on the left. An assortment of functionaries walked to and
fro on the stage and disappeared into side rooms through _portières_
artistically constructed of old corn bags blended in tasteful
harmony. Finally the _portières_ swung back and the historical
company appeared.
There was a Judge in scarlet and ermine wearing a full-bottomed wig
which appeared to have been thoughtfully improvised overnight from a
woolly grey doormat. There were two Counsel in wigs and gowns, one
for the claimants and one against them. There was an Usher in a gown
and fishing pole, which, it was explained to anxious enquirers, was
his rod of office. This picturesque party sat down with great
gravity, and looked at each other with great gravity until the jury
came in.
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