The strange story of the Dunmow flitchRobertson Scott, J. W. (John William)
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The strange story of the Dunmow flitch
Robertson Scott, J. W. (John William)
Dunmow flitch; Great Dunmow (England); Marriage customs and rites -- Great Britain
"Take ye that Flitch," the Prior cried,
"Take it, fond pair, and go;
Fidelity, like yours, deserves
The boon I now bestow.
Go, feast your friends, and think upon
The Convent of Dunmow."
"Good Prior," then the youth replied,
"Thy gift to us is dear,
Not for its worth, but that it shows
Thou deem'st our love sincere,
And in return broad lands I give--
Broad lands thy Convent near;
Which shall to thee and thine produce
A Thousand Marks a year!
"But this Condition I annex,
Or else the Grant's forsaken;
That whensoe'er a pair shall come,
And take the Oath we've taken,
They shall from thee and thine receive
A goodly Flitch of Bacon.
"And thus from out a simple chance
A usage good shall grow;
And our example of true love
Be held up evermo:
While all who win the prize shall bless
The Custom of Dunmow."
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[Illustration: STOTHARD'S PICTURE, "THE PROCESSION OF THE FLITCH OF
BACON."]
STOTHARD'S PICTURE, "THE PROCESSION OF THE FLITCH OF BACON."--It was
published in 1833 and was dedicated to Samuel Rogers, the poet.
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[Illustration: STOTHARD'S PICTURE ADAPTED, WITH QUEEN VICTORIA AND
PRINCE ALBERT AS LEADING ACTORS.]
STOTHARD'S PICTURE ADAPTED, WITH QUEEN VICTORIA AND PRINCE ALBERT AS
LEADING ACTORS.--Among the figures are Lord Brougham, Lord
Palmerston, the Duke of Wellington, Sir Robert Peel, Lord John
Russell, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Dukes of Sussex and
Cambridge. Date of print, 1841.
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"Who art thou, son?" the Prior cried,
His tones with wonder falter--
"Thou should'st not jest with reverend men,
Nor with their feelings palter."
"I jest not, Prior, for know in me
Sir Reginald Fitzwalter.
"I now throw off my humble garb,
As I what I am, contest;
The wealthiest I of wealthy men,
Since with this treasure blest."
And as he spoke, Fitzwalter clasp'd
His lady to his breast.
"In peasant guise my love I won,
Nor knew she whom she wedded;
In peasant cot our truth we tried,
And no disunion dreaded.
Twelve months' assurance proves our faith
On firmest base is steadied."
Joy reigned within those Convent walls
When the glad news was known;
Joy reigned within Fitzwalter's halls
When there his bride was shown.
No lady in the land such sweet
Simplicity could own;
A natural grace had she, that all
Art's graces far outshone:
Beauty and worth for want of birth
Abundantly atone.
L'ENVOY
What need of more? That Loving Pair
Lived long and truly so;
Nor ever disunited were;--
For one death laid them low!
And hence arose that Custom old--
The Custom of Dunmow.
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