The strange transfiguration of Hannah StubbsMarryat, Florence
Science
The strange transfiguration of Hannah Stubbs
Marryat, Florence
Spiritualism -- Fiction
“It’s God’s truth Sig-nor, and nothing else. I’ve seen the kitchen
table, which it must weigh ’alf a ton, waltz after that gal all over
the kitchen, and she’ll set the cups and saucers and glasses spinning
like tops. And then when I remonstrances with ’er, she’ll cry like a
ninny and say she’s not done nothing. The way in which she’s broke
china since she’s bin in this ’ouse is wicked. And I won’t stand it no
longer--that’s flat, for if she don’t do it, why, the Devil do, and
’ome she must go!”
“But, Mrs. Battleby, one moment! I do not quite understand you. If
Hannah does not make the furniture dance, who does?”
“That is what I want to know, Sig-nor! But ’ow the gal moves a heavy
table is beyond me. Nor ’ow she makes the glasses spin! But if I
remonstrances with ’er, as I said before, she do nothing but cry and
say ’tain’t ’er fault, which is all nonsense. And so back she goes to
Settlefield, as soon as I’ve got some one to take ’er place!”
“It is very curious,” remarked the Professor, pensively, “and there
must be some solution of the problem. Do you think that Hannah would
make the table dance for me, Mrs. Battleby?”
“Lor, Sig-nor! don’t you go a tempting of Providence! Let the gal and
’er tricks alone!”
“But I am interested in what you have told me, from a scientific point
of view! There may be a reason for it all, and if so, I should like to
find it out. Would you have any objection to my seeing Hannah by
herself this evening, and questioning her on the subject?”
“Dear me, no, Sig-nor--not if you’ll take the trouble! But you won’t
get nothing for your pains. She’s just obstinate, that gal is, and
cries if you hold up your little finger at her!”
“Does she suit you in other respects, Mrs. Battleby?”
“O! she ain’t no better nor wuss than others. Them gals are all
alike--a set of sloppy, dirty, careless ’ussies, as don’t care if you
go to gaol next week all along of their breakages and lies. In course
you can interlude Hannah whenever you choose, Sig-nor. I’ll send ’er
up to clear as soon as you’ve ’ad your tea, and then you can ’ave a
talk with ’er. But you won’t make nothink out of it, them’s my words!
But that’s the Doctor’s knock, as sure as sure! Well! he is a good
friend to you, Sig-nor, and no mistake!”
“Yes! I am glad he has come! I hardly expected him after last night,”
replied the Professor, who was quite excited at his new thoughts
regarding Hannah Stubbs.
Karl Steinberg entered the room with an outstretched hand, as the
landlady curtsied and disappeared.
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