Christmas stories; Didactic fiction; Ghost stories; Paranormal fiction; Religious fiction
McNason heard, and in an instant became a prey to the most violent
access of nervous horror.
“I’m not ill!” he said fiercely. “There’s nothing whatever the
matter with me! How dare you say there is! It’s all a mistake--an
abominable mistake! I’ve never suffered from any illness except
gout and indigestion--never!--there’s no operation needed for such
ailments!--what the devil do you mean by bringing me here?”
“You _will_ talk about the devil!” And the Goblin shook its tasselled
cap at him reproachfully--“Don’t say I mentioned him first! You’re ill,
I tell you!--you’re more seriously ill than your old friend Willie
Dove, and you’re here _because_ you’re ill! ‘To this complexion must
we come at last’! Oh Beelzebub! They don’t know whether it’s cancer or
appendicitis with YOU!”
“Look here!” almost shouted Josiah, addressing himself to the two men,
who, with the nurse, still stood together talking, but who appeared not
to hear him--“Take me out of this place directly! I’ve been brought
here on false pretences! I’m not ill! I don’t want an operation! I
won’t be operated upon! I’ll--I’ll----!”
Here exhausted, he sank back on his hard pillow impotently clenching
his hands in a paroxysm of rage and fear.
The Goblin grinned.
“Now, McNason, keep cool!” it said--“Don’t show temper! Doctors don’t
like that sort of thing. They call it ‘nerves’ and they give you a
soothing draught. Besides, these two eminent personages who are just
now discussing your ‘case’ can’t hear you, and if they could they
wouldn’t listen. One’s a ‘Sir.’ He’s a clever man, of course, or he
wouldn’t be a ‘Sir.’ It’s a little unpleasant that the title puts him
on the same rank with any provincial Mayor who has presented an address
to the Sovereign! But it can’t be helped. There’s no suitable honour
in this country for _merely_ intellectual and scientific persons! Now
about your case----”
“I’ve _no_ case!” groaned the wretched millionaire--“No case at all----”
“You _are_ a case!” declared the Goblin--“A whole case in yourself! A
case of a man gone wrong! A case of a human creature who has a stone
in the place where his heart ought to be!--a hard, heavy stone, without
a pulse of love or kindness in it! A case? Oh Beelzebub! I should
think you _are_ a case! Sir Slasher Cut-Em-Up--that’s the broad-backed
elderly gentleman over there,--thinks you’ve got something ‘malignant’
inside! Oh hoo-roo-oo-oo! I should think you had! Sir Slasher believes
it’s cancer. But if it is, they’ll never find it, McNason! No!--_your_
cancer’s on the mind!--and they’ll never cut _that_ out! But they’re
going to have a good try!”
Josiah moaned helplessly.
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