The Streets of Ascalon: Episodes in the Unfinished Career of Richard Quarren, Esqre.Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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The Streets of Ascalon: Episodes in the Unfinished Career of Richard Quarren, Esqre.
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
Fiction
Westguard shrugged: "You know what to expect when one woman tells you
that another woman is good-looking. Probably she has a face that would
kill a caterpillar."
Quarren laughed lazily from the bed:
"I hear she's pretty. She's come out of the West. You know, of course,
who she was."
"Reggie Leeds's wife," said O'Hara, slowly.
There was a silence. Perhaps the men were thinking of the late Reginald
Leeds, and of the deep damnation of his taking off.
"Have you never seen her?" asked Lacy.
"Nobody ever has. She's never before been here," said Quarren, yawning.
"Then come down and set the kettle on, Ricky. She may be the peachiest
kind of a peach in a special crate directed to your address and marked
'Perishable! Rush! With care!' So we'll have to be very careful in
rushing her----"
"Oh, for Heaven's sake stop that lady-patter," protested O'Hara,
linking his arm in Lacy's and sauntering toward the door. "That sort of
conversation is Ricky's line of tea-talk. You'll reduce him to a
pitiable silence if you take away his only asset."
Westguard gathered up his papers, pausing a moment at the doorway:
"Coming?" he asked briefly of Quarren who was laughing.
"Certainly he's coming," said Lacy returning and attempting to drag him
from the bed. "Come on, you tea-cup-rattling, macaroon-crunching,
caste-smitten, fashion-bitten Arbiter Elegantiarum!"
They fought for a moment, then Lacy staggered back under repeated
wallops from one of his own pillows, and presently retired to his
bath-room to brush his thick red hair. This hair was his pride and
sorrow: it defied him in a brilliant cowlick until plastered flat with
water. However, well soaked, his hair darkened to what he considered a
chestnut colour. And that made him very proud.
When he had soaked and subdued his ruddy locks he came out to where
Westguard still stood.
"Are you coming, Rix?" demanded the latter again.
"Not unless you particularly want me," returned Quarren, yawning
amiably. "I could take a nap if that red-headed Mick would get out of
here."
Westguard said: "Suit yourself," and followed Lacy and O'Hara down the
stairs.
The two latter young fellows turned aside into O'Hara's apartments to
further remake a killing and deadly toilet. Westguard continued on to
the first floor which he inhabited, and where he found a Japanese
servant already preparing the tea paraphernalia. A few minutes later
Mrs. Wycherly arrived with Mrs. Leeds.
All women, experienced or otherwise, never quite lose their curiosity
concerning a bachelor's quarters. The haunts of men interest woman,
fascinating the married as well as the unwedded. Deep in their gentle
souls they know that the most luxurious masculine abode could easily be
made twice as comfortable by the kindly advice of any woman. Toleration,
curiosity, sympathy are the emotions which stir feminine hearts when
inspecting the solitary lair of the human male.
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