Gold miners -- Fiction; Montana -- Fiction; Ranches -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
Percival stepped forward, blinking in the strong light. Dog, swallowing
hard, strode toward him and shook hands with a heartiness at which the
visitor cried out.
“My partner, Ducky Spence,” said Dog. Percy nodded, his right hand
safely behind his back. Ducky went for the bags, and presently returned,
staggering.
“Don’t forget that mail-order stuff,” Duke Envers bawled to Dog,
climbing back over the freight. “It’s here in the hind end. I’ll hand it
down. Looks like a washing-machine to me.”
He handed it down, and Dog carried it to the Ford, lifted it over the
side and snugged it in, between the back and front seats, on top of
sundry supplies. The stranger and Ducky followed, Ducky swaying under
the grips, his legs moving with that strange waddle which had given him
his moniker. Dog lifted the grips, plunking them down on the back seat,
which they completely filled.
“Maybe we better eat first,” he suggested. “It’s a good forty mile, and
the road’s a bit rough in spots. What do you say?” This last to nephew
Percival.
“What does it matter? What does anything matter?” squeaked Percival.
Dog looked at him, looked at Ducky. Ducky looked at Percival, looked at
Dog. It was worse than they had feared.
“Well, if you don’t want to eat, what do you want to do?” Dog asked.
“I want to go back.”
Dog grabbed him by the arm. “That’s the one place you don’t go. We eat.”
He lead the Easterner across the street to the Ideal Cafe, Ducky
following, sundry acquaintances staring. They mounted stools at the
counter.
“Ducky and I are having ham and eggs. How about you?”
Percival shivered,--perhaps shuddered,--gazing straight into the
fly-specked mirror of the back bar.
“I think I shall just have some thin toast, without butter, some
bar-le-duc jelly and a pot of oolong tea, very weak.”
Red Leonard, cook and waiter, treated himself to half a snigger. The
second half died at the look Dog gave him.
“That makes three ham and eggs, Red,” Dog said, “with some fried
potatoes and a slab of pie and plenty of coffee. If you’ve got any
comparatively modern eggs, we’d like to be favored with ’em. And snap
out of it. This is my nephew. Going up to our place for a while with
Ducky and me, to pay a visit to Spud Dugan.”
He grinned, and Red grinned back.
“Spud Dugan is our cook,” Dog told Percival, by way of conversation.
“Used to wash dishes for Red, here, but we got him to come up to the
ranch and work for us. Ducky likes to cook, but he can’t, and I’m a good
cook, but I wont, so we figured we’d better get in a neutral party.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account