them in rank and file, placed himself at their head, and conducted them
to the hall where the deposition should be performed, and there
addressed a speech to the dean and the spectators, who consisted of
students. The depositor commenced the deposition by striking the Branen
with a bag filled with sand or bran, and compelling them to scamper
about with all manner of laughable gestures and duckings in order to
escape the strokes of the sand-bag. He then propounded to them certain
questions or riddles, and they who did not answer them quickly and
well, received so many strokes with the sandbag, that tears often
started from their eyes. When this trial by question and riddle was
finished, then must the Branen give up the instruments which they had
hitherto held in their hands, and lie down on the ground in such a
manner that their heads nearly touched each other. The depositor then
planed their shoulders as they thus lay, filed their nails, pretended
to bore through and saw off their feet, hewed every limb of their
bodies into shape, cleaned their ears, knocked off their goats horns,
and tore out of their mouth with a pair of great tongs, the satyr's
teeth stuck in for the purpose. After the Bacchants were thus properly
hewn, planed, unhorned, and unfanged, they were caused to seat
themselves each on a stool with only one leg. The depositor put on them
a dirty napkin, soaped them with brickdust, or with shoe-blacking, and
shaved them so sharply with a wooden razor, that the tears often
started from their eyes. The combing with the wooden combs was equally
rugged, with which in some places the depositor commenced, and, on the
contrary, in others ended. Their hair, after the combing, was sprinkled
with shavings. After all these operations the depositor drove them out
of the hall where these scenes had taken place with his sand-bag, took
off his grotesque attire, put on his proper costume, and commanded the
Branen to do the same. This being done the depositor reconducted them
to the hall which they had just quitted, commended the young people in
a short Latin speech to the dean, and prayed in their name for a
certificate of the deposition. The dean answered in a Latin speech,
declared the ground and intention of the custom of the deposition, and
added all kinds of admonitions. Finally, the dean gave to each of them
as a symbol of wisdom a few grains of salt to taste, scattered in sign
of joy some drops of wine over their heads, and handed to them the
certificate of the accomplished deposition.
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