Trivial as the incident was, Albert Zorn often recalled it in later
years and mused upon it even at an age when man no longer cherishes
memories of early boyhood. How could he forget it? At the time it was
momentous, overshadowing all else.
On his way to school that memorable morning he rambled dreamily through
the narrow streets of Gunsdorf, a thousand fantasies in his boyish
brain. It seemed as if Alladin’s lamp had been rubbed. He was to live in
a castle, instead of in the modest quarters back of his father’s humble
shop on Schmallgasse and wear a velvet coat and lacquered top-boots with
silver spurs! What else would his father do with all that money? From
what he had gleaned of his parents’ conversation they had received word
from Amsterdam that a kinsman had died there and left them a fortune
running into millions.
He was soon approaching the river near which was located the Franciscan
cloister that housed his school. The swiftly flowing stream came
tumbling down over rock and boulder and unseen rivulets gurgled
mysteriously beneath glacial crusts in shadowy places. For it was at the
beginning of April when there were still clinging remnants of the long
hoary winter. Albert sauntered slowly, wistfully, his daydreams,
stimulated by the sudden expectancy, commingling with the awakened
sentiments of spring.
“Good morning, Al—ber’,” that imp, Shorty Fritz, welcomed him as he
entered the classroom.
Albert’s air-castles were rudely shaken and his face grew livid. Fritz
had drawled his name in the screechy voice of Hans the ragman, who
wandered from door to door every morning, preceded by his donkey, which
he coaxed to greater celerity by the mystic cry that sounded like
“Al—ber’—Al—ber’”, the real meaning of which was only known to Hans
and the drudging beast.
Ignoring the tantalizing donkey-call, he walked up to his seat, dropped
his books and remained standing moodily, his small bluish eyes narrowed,
his long fair hair falling unevenly over his neck and forehead.
“O, Fritz, what’s the difference between Balaam’s ass and a zebra?” Long
Kunz, another classmate, called across the room.
“Balaam’s ass spoke Hebrew and the zebra speaks Zebrew,” returned Fritz
with mock gravity.
Albert was still busying himself with his books, swallowing lumps and
feigning indifference, but the allusions to his racial extraction
pierced him like a dagger. He had heard this witticism before and it had
never failed to lacerate his sensitive heart.
“Then what’s the difference between Hanse’s donkey and his namesake,
Al—ber’?”
“None that I can see,” was the retort.
Still the victim of these sallies refrained from combat. Though usually
not given to curbing his tongue—and his tongue was as sharp as that of
any one in the class—he would not bandy words with his arch-enemies
this morning. There was hope in the boy’s heart that the forthcoming
inheritance would soon liberate him from these surroundings altogether.
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