But one day while Albert was seated at the long table copying a letter
and thinking of other things, the postman came in. Albert looked up
eagerly. Although he had already given up hope of hearing from Hedwiga,
the postman revived his anxiety. But no letter for him. So he watched
Rindskopf from the corner of his eye. He loved to watch Rindskopf open
his mail. Rindskopf approached this task as a gourmand attacks a
palatable dish. His eyes dilated, his bulky stolid body stirred
restlessly in his chair, his lips twitched, avidity in every gesture.
Then he took the large ivory paper-cutter in one hand, and with the
other tapped the edge of the envelope against his desk and, raising it
on a level with his eyes, screwed one eye almost tight as he fixed the
other at the upper end, which he held against the light, and ripped it
open with the utmost care for fear of touching the contents.
“_Tausend Donner Sakrament!_” Adolf suddenly exclaimed and jumped up
from the chair, with the enclosure of the envelope in his hand.
Albert poised his pen, an amused smile on his boyish countenance.
Rindskopf’s face was flushed, his mustache twitched, his paw-like hands
trembled.
“_Ach, du lieber Gott!_” he called upon the Almighty to witness his
distress, and rushed up to Albert.
“You’ll bring ruination on me—what? Where is your head—what do you—”
He was so enraged that coherent speech would not come.
Albert’s face changed color. He paled a trifle and was terrified.
“This is a fine piece of business,” Rindskopf soon regained his
voice—“What did you do with that bill of exchange?”
This strange demand puzzled poor Albert. He stared fretfully at his
employer.
“What did you do with that bill of exchange I gave you the other day to
forward to Berlin?” Rindskopf repeated, panting.
“—I—I enclosed it in the letter—as you told me—” Albert stammered.
Adolf’s eyes were dancing over the letter in his hand. Presently he was
reading its contents aloud. “‘My dear Herr Rindskopf:
“‘In Frankfort, the birthplace of Goethe, love-songs may be called bills
of exchange, but in our prosaic city of Berlin we mean precisely what we
say. We have tried to cash the enclosed but without success; perhaps you
can do better with it in your home town—’”
Rindskopf had caught the facetious tone of the letter and burst out in
enraged laughter.
“Fine business I call this!” he cried as he continued reading the ironic
reply, accentuating every syllable, contempt in his voice: “‘We are
therefore returning your amorous ditty, much as we appreciate your
romantic sentiments, and beg to send us instead a plain, matter-of-fact
bill of exchange.’”
Adolf was beside himself. He called Albert a good-for-nothing, cursed
the day he had let the boy enter the bank, swore that his wife had
warned him against taking Zorn’s son into his house.
He then raised the returned enclosure to his eyes and began to read—
The money-changer was shaking with scornful laughter as he read on.
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