He rose from his seat and paced the floor. He did not blame himself any
longer.
He locked the door. With the door locked he felt secure from disturbers.
Then, taking out a few sheets from his breast pocket began to scan an
uncompleted poem. Presently he replaced the sheets, uninvited thoughts
intruded upon him. His erstwhile cynical look faded. His eyes closed and
he heaved a sigh. The thought of his family moving away from Gunsdorf
pained him. His family had lived in Gunsdorf all their lives, and now
they must move to a little village. He blamed Nature for all their
misery. Who knows, he mused, Kant may be right. There was no guiding
Providence. How could there be with so many rascals inheriting the
earth? What a stupid world to believe in a guiding Providence! Or was
Providence stupid?——
The door rattled, the lock was tormented, but he hated to turn around to
see who the disturber was. Everything around him was so misguided, he
mused.
“Open the door!”
It was the voice of that magpie, Aaron Hirsch. He was fond of Aaron and
jumped up to open the door.
“You can’t do business with the door locked,” laughed Aaron.
“Just as much as with the door open,” Albert replied in a challenging
voice.
Aaron laughed good naturedly, unbuttoning his coat, heaved a long drawn
sigh, and asked, “How is business?”
“An ingenious question? Oh, business is wonderful—simply
wonderful—can’t you see? I have sold every bit of my stock——”
Aaron laughed.
“What’s the good word from Uncle Leopold?——”
“I am coming on no mission from him,” Aaron rejoined, shrugging his
shoulders as if the mere thought of it was foreign to him.
“Aaron Hirsch, for this falsehood you’ll have to fast two Mondays and
two Thursdays, and at that I am sure on the Day of Judgment, when you’ll
begin to tell all the good deeds you had done in this world, a seraph
will rush in, clapping his wings, and will halt your entering through
the gates of heaven because you had lied to a poor innocent earthly
poet.”
“You are too good to hold this against me,” laughed Aaron.
“No, I won’t. No sooner will that denouncing seraph have spoken when I
will gallop in on a fiery steed and say, ‘Lord of Hosts, poor Aaron only
lied because he wished to preserve a wife and seven children from
starvation.’ Whereupon the Lord of Hosts will brush the seraph aside and
say, ‘Let him in. It’s no sin to lie for one’s wife and seven children,’
and will praise you before the sun, the moon and all the shining stars,
and will appoint you an angel of the First Grade, with the right to wear
wings of the color of the Swiss Guards.”
Aaron “hi-hi’d,” and “ha-ha’d” and “ho-ho’d” and ended with a shriek of
uncontrollable laughter.
“If you’ll permit me to light my pipe,” Hirsch said a moment later, as
he stuck the bowl of his pipe into the mouth of his leather pouch, “I’ll
tell you the truth, though I have given my word to your uncle not to
tell you this. But remember, your uncle must not know that I told you
or——”
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