Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
On the breath of admiration some waif-word of the hardy deeds of Mr.
Allison would now and again be wafted down the river to Dodge. Envious
ones, who hated Dodge and resented its high repute as “a camp that was
never treed,” had been even heard to prophesy that Mr. Allison would one
day devote a leisure hour to subjecting Dodge to those processes of
inversion which Las Animas had enjoyed, and leave its hitherto
unconquered heels where its head should be. These insolent anticipations
would wring the heart of Cimarron Bill.
“You can hock your spurs an’ pony,” he was wont to respond, “that if
Clay ever shakes up Dodge, he’ll shake it in the smoke.”
Mr. Masterson, when the threats of an Allison invasion were brought to
his notice, would say nothing. He held it unbecoming his official
character to resent a hypothesis, and base declarations of war on an
assumption of what might be.
“It’s bad policy,” quoth Mr. Masterson, “to ford a river before you
reach it. It’ll be time to settle what Dodge’ll do with Clay, when Clay
begins to do things to Dodge. He’ll have to open a game, however, that
no one’s ever heard of, if Dodge don’t get better than an even break.”
“Shore!” coincided Cimarron Bill, confidently. “The idee, because Clay
can bluff ’round among them Las Animas tarrapins without gettin’ called,
that he can go dictatin’ terms to Dodge, is eediotic. He’d be too dead
to skin in about a minute! That’s straight; he wouldn’t last as long as
a drink of whiskey!”
The Ground Owl was alone in the breakfast room of the Wright House when
Mr. Allison limped in. All men have their delicate side, and it was Mr.
Allison’s to regard the open wearing of one’s iron-mongery as bad form.
Wherefore, he was accustomed to hide the Colt’s pistols wherewith his
hips were decked, beneath the tails of a clerical black coat. Inasmuch
as he had left the crutch-Winchester with his sombrero at the hat-rack,
even an alarmist like the Ground Owl could discover nothing appalling in
his exterior. The halting gait and the black coat made for a harmless
impression that went far to unlock the derision of the Ground Owl. He
treated himself to an evil grin as Mr. Allison limped to a seat
opposite; but since Mr. Allison didn’t catch the malicious gleam of it,
the grin got by unchallenged.
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