Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
It was a breakfast custom of the Wright House to provide doughnuts as a
fashion of a side-dish whereat a boarder might nibble while awaiting the
baking-powder biscuit, “salt hoss,” canned tomatoes, tinned potatoes,
coffee and condensed milk that made up the lawful breakfast of the
caravansary. Las Animas being devoid of doughnuts, Mr. Allison had never
met one. Moved by the doughnut example of the Ground Owl, he tasted that
delicacy. The doughnut as an edible proved kindly to the palate of Mr.
Allison, and upon experiment he desired more. The dish had been drawn
over to the elbow of the Ground Owl, and was out of his reach.
Perceiving this, Mr. Allison pointed with appealing finger. “Pard,” said
Mr. Allison, politely, “please pass them fried holes.”
“Fried holes!” cried the Ground Owl, going off into derisive laughter.
“Fried holes! Say! you limp in your talk like you do in your walk! Fried
holes!” and the Ground Owl again burst into uninstructed mirth.
The Ground Owl’s glee was frost-bitten in the bud. The frost that nipped
it was induced by a Colt’s pistol in the hand of Mr. Allison, the
chilling muzzle not a foot from his scared face. The Ground Owl’s veins
ran ice; he choked and fell back in his helpless chair. Not less
formidable than the Colt’s pistol was the fury-twisted visage of Mr.
Allison.
Even in his terror the Ground Owl recalled the word of Mr. Masterson.
“Don’t shoot,” he squeaked. “I’m unarmed!”
For one hideous moment Mr. Allison hesitated; it was in his mind to
violate a precedent, and slaughter the gunless Ground Owl where he sat.
But his instincts and his education made against it; he jammed his
weapon back into its scabbard with the terse command:
“Go heel yourse’f, you bull-snake! Dodge’ll have you or me to plant!”
The Ground Owl groped his frightened way to the door. A moment later he
was burrowing deep beneath a stack of alfalfa hay in Mr. Trask’s corral,
and it would have been necessary to set fire to the hay to find him. Mr.
Allison sat glaring, awaiting the Ground Owl’s return—which he never
doubted. He no longer wanted breakfast, he wanted blood.
Dodge knew nothing of these ferocious doings—the insult, the flight of
the Ground Owl, and the vicious waiting of Mr. Allison. The first news
of it that reached Dodge was when Mr. Allison—rifle in its
saddle-scabbard, six-shooters at his belt—came whooping and spurring,
the sublimation of warlike defiance, into the town’s main thoroughfare.
He had saddled that bronco within twenty feet of the Ground Owl,
shivering beneath the hay. The explosive monologue with which he had
accompanied the saddling, and wherein he promised a host of bloody
experiences to the Ground Owl, rendered that recreant as cold as a key
and as limp as a rag.
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