Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
It is to be supposed that Miss Barndollar and Rattlesnake Sanders would
have drifted quietly and uneventfully to the altar had it not been for
the intervention of an accident. Rattlesnake was aiding Mr. Trask in
cutting out a particular mule from the bunch in his corrals. His pony,
slipping with its unshod hoofs, fell and in falling broke Rattlesnake’s
left leg—both bones—below the knee.
There was no resident surgeon in Dodge. There had been; but an Eastern
past having found him out, he vanished between sun and sun. In the
emergency presented by Rattlesnake’s fractured leg a surgeon was
summoned from Cimarron.
The Cimarron practitioner was a young, sappy, callow, pinefeather form
of scientist, excessively in the springtime of his career, and no one to
excite confidence. Rattlesnake Sanders debated him with distrustful eye,
but, since nothing better presented, was fain to surrender to him his
broken leg. The sappy one set the leg and withdrew, programming a call
for the next day.
Everything, according to Cimarron Bill who came upon the scene an hour
after the sappy one departed, was wrong about that leg-setting. The
bandage was an error, the splints were a crime. Their plain effect was
to torture the stricken Rattlesnake. The views of Rattlesnake fell in
with those of Cimarron Bill. Between groans and maledictions, heaped
upon the sappy one, he wholly agreed with him.
The pair were alone at the moment, and acting in concert they removed
the offending bandages and splints. Giving the patient a bottle of
arnica wherewith to temporarily console his aches, Cimarron, with a fine
conceit of his powers that commonly would have challenged admiration,
walked over to the carpenter shop in Mr. Trask’s corral, and fashioned
new splints after original designs of his own. Then, with the help of
Rattlesnake, he re-set the leg and restored the bandages as seemed to
him best and mete. Following these deeds the worthy Cimarron and his
patient took a drink, looked upon their work, and pronounced it good.
Those feats in medicine and surgery were performed in an upper chamber
of the Wright House which on the spur of the moment had been set aside
as a hospital in the interests of Rattlesnake Sanders. The first to
learn of them, beyond the two therein engaged, was Miss Barndollar. She
had been with her beloved Rattlesnake while the lawful sappy one was
busy about his repairs. Coming again into the room following the
exploits of Cimarron Bill, her glance of love was sharp to mark the
change.
“Whatever’s up?” asked the wondering Miss Barndollar.
“Nothin’s up,” replied Rattlesnake. “Only me an’ Cimarron, not approvin’
of them malpractices of that jacklaig doctor, has had a new deal. An’
that reminds me,” he continued, turning to Cimarron, who was surveying
the bandaged result with a satisfied air; “give me my pistol. I’ll keep
it in bed with me a whole lot, an’ when that igneramus comes chargin’ in
to-morry mornin’ I’ll stand him off.”
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