Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
Upon this proposal being carried to Miss Barndollar by Jack, who was
delegated to the trust by Rattlesnake and Mr. Masterson, she called that
youth a “cub prairie dog” and demanded his authority for meddling with
two throbbing hearts. Jack, deeply chagrined, pled the commission of
Rattlesnake and Mr. Masterson. Miss Barndollar wept, and Jack, being
mercurial and a child of active sympathies, wept with her. In the end
Miss Barndollar dried her eyes, kissed Jack and bid him return to the
callous Rattlesnake and say that she had cast him out of her heart
forever.
“Tell him,” said Miss Barndollar, “that he has shown himse’f keerless of
my feelin’s an’ I’m mighty lucky to be saved in time.”
Cimarron Bill wore a brow of cloudy victory when Jack made his report,
while Rattlesnake Sanders swore in a discouraged way. As for Mr.
Masterson, he counseled Rattlesnake to be of cheer, and gave it as his
belief that Miss Barndollar would come back to his arms in time. Mr.
Masterson was on the brink of basing this conclusion on the fact that
Miss Barndollar would not be able to find another who would have her,
but caught himself on the verge. He said instead that she was only
testing Rattlesnake’s love.
“Just let everything go as it lays,” concluded Mr. Masterson,
consolingly, “and when you are out and around again, it’s two for one
that you and Calamity’ll be like turtledoves.”
Rattlesnake said he hoped so, while Cimarron shook his head.
“That’s the luckiest laig you ever broke, Rattlesnake,” was the
mysterious remark of Cimarron as the conference adjourned.
Rattlesnake Sanders, being recovered, invited the judgment of Mr.
Masterson concerning his legs.
“What I wants,” explained Rattlesnake, “is an opinion at once
onprejewdyced an’ offishul, an’ nacherally I asts Bat.”
Mr. Masterson, after a most critical survey of Rattlesnake from, as he
himself expressed it, “foretop of fetlock,” gave his honour for it that
nothing showed amiss.
“Your leg,” said Mr. Masterson, “is as straight as it ever was.”
“Straighter,” chimed in the confident Cimarron, who stood at his elbow.
“Rattlesnake’s laigs, on account of bein’ frequent storm-soaked about
the herds an’ then dried preematoorly by camp fires, was a heap warped.
Now they’re as par’llel as two fiddle strings. I ain’t the gent to say
it, seein’ I set that fracture myse’f, but it’s my view Rattlesnake’s
laigs quits winner on the deal.”
These assurances gave mighty satisfaction to Rattlesnake Sanders. So
much set up by them was he, that he sought a meeting with Miss
Barndollar, meditating in her shell-like ear a loving word. The lady was
in the Wright House kitchen, and observing her lover’s approach made
haste to slam and bolt the door in his adoring face. Sinking under this
rebuff, Rattlesnake withdrew to the Alhambra, and became grievously
drunk.
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