Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
The next day, Rattlesnake Sanders again attempted converse with his
obdurate sweetheart as she was coming from Mr. Wright’s store. She
repelled him with double scorn.
“Not bein’ desirous,” observed Miss Barndollar on this withering
occasion, “of the attentions of no sech tarripin as you, I forbids you
speakin’ to me now or yereafter.”
It is to be supposed that a deal of Miss Barndollar’s hardness was the
growth of pique. Now that the unreasonable character of her surgical
demands had been demonstrated, her resentment was multiplied. Also,
because of this second effort at an interview, she complained to Mr.
Masterson.
“Be you Sheriff of Ford I’d like for to ast?” she demanded.
“Why?” asked Mr. Masterson, humble but defensive. Mr. Masterson owned a
hare’s heart where a woman was concerned, and his instinct was for the
fugitive and the non-committal. Wherefore he put the query, being
heedful to throw into his tone a propitiating quaver of apology: “Why?
What’s fetched loose?”
“Nothin’,” returned Miss Barndollar, in her most icy manner, “only I
dee-mands protection from that profligate.” Here she pointed a chilling
finger at the forlorn Rattlesnake who, with head bowed and in an
attitude of deepest dejection, stood leaning in the Long Branch door.
“Who, Rattlesnake?” returned Mr. Masterson, with a gentle purpose of
reconciliation. “Why, he dotes on you! He loves you like a prairie
fire.”
“Which the love,” said Miss Barndollar, with a sudden vehemence that
sent shafts of terror to the soul of Mr. Masterson, “of sech miscreants
is the worst outrage they can commit. I’m a weak female, an’ I dee-mands
protection. Likewise, you’d better give it to me, Bat Masterson, or I’ll
lay up trouble for your gray ha’rs.”
“Taking her up one side and down the other, Rattlesnake,” observed Mr.
Masterson, in the confab which in deference to the threats of Miss
Barndollar he deemed it wise to hold with that young man, “my notion is
that you’d better hit the trail for the White Woman, an’ give Calamity a
chance to cool. She’s a whole lot heated just now, but most likely in a
month, or may be in two, it’ll be safe to say ‘Howdy!’ to her, and bid
her the time of day.”
“Then you’d give her up?” asked the mournful Rattlesnake.
“Only for a spell,” replied Mr. Masterson, cheerfully. “But you see
yourself there’s nothing to be gained by hankering ’round her at this
time. The way she feels you couldn’t get near enough to her to hand her
a ripe peach. Later, it’ll be different, and I shall hope to shake a
moccasin at your wedding.”
Rattlesnake mused a moment, and then broke forth with unexpected spirit.
“Which I’ll take your steer, Bat. Also, it’s the last I’ll have to do
with that Calamity. I shore should not regret surrenderin’ a lady so
narrow as to hold that the only evidence a gent can give of his
affection is to go about cripplin’ himse’f promiscus.”
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