Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
And there was Aunt Nettie. Mr. Masterson recalled the final urgency of
Cimarron Bill’s exhortations to look after her in case he never
returned.
“And I surely will,” ruminated Mr. Masterson. “When he said that, Bill
must have felt, even if he couldn’t see, the cloud that hung over the
future.”
Mr. Masterson deemed it his duty to acquaint Aunt Nettie with the demise
of Cimarron Bill; at the terror of such a mission he shook in his
saddle. Slowly he rode up to the little three-room cottage where Aunt
Nettie made her home.
“Miss Dawson,” began Mr. Masterson, for while the lady was “Aunt Nettie”
in the conversation of Dodge, she was invariably “Miss Dawson” to her
face, “Miss Dawson, I’m afraid Bill’s dead.” Mr. Masterson faltered as
he spoke these words. “If I knew how,” he went on, “to break the
information soft, I’d do it; but such delicate plays are beyond my
reach. All I can do is ride in and say that in my judgment Bear Shield’s
outfit has downed him.”
“Oh!” retorted Aunt Nettie, retaining, with hand on hip, that attitude
of scorn which she had assumed as she listened to Mr. Masterson, “oh,
all you can do is ride in an’ say that in your jedgment”—the word came
off Aunt Nettie’s tongue most witheringly—“B’ar Shield’s outfit has
downed my Billy! Well then let me tell you this, Bat Masterson; thar
ain’t no Cheyenne ever painted his face who could corral my Billy. Thar,
_vamos_; I ain’t got no time to waste talkin’ to children in their
teens—which you ain’t seen twenty none as yet, Bat Masterson—who can’t
think of nothin’ better to do than come pesterin’ into camp with a
theery that them B’ar Shield felons has bushwhacked my Billy.”
“But, Miss Dawson,” urged Mr. Masterson, “what I wanted——”
“No matter what you wanted,” interrupted Aunt Nettie. “You get yourself
together an’ pull your freight! If, as you says, in your jedgment
Billy’s gone, what be you doin’ in Dodge, I’d like to ask? Why ain’t you
back on the Cimarron gatherin’ ha’r an’ ponies, an’ gettin’ even for
Billy? Thar, line out o’ here! While I’m throwin’ away time on you-all,
my bread’s burnin’. I can smell it plumb here.”
“Aunt Nettie,” thought Mr. Masterson, as he withdrew, “is goin’ to be a
difficult lady to take care of. It’s four for one, when I have to offer
her money, or try to hang up a hindquarter of buffalo in her kitchen,
she’ll chunk me up with stove-wood, or anything else that’s loose and
little, and handy at the time. However, it’ll have to be gone through
with; Cimarron Bill is dead, and his last word was for me to look out
for Aunt Nettie.”
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