Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
Cimarron Bill’s adventures were laid open. Ten miles out from Sun City
he had crossed up with Red River Tom of the Bar-8-bar ranch. That
well-informed boy had told him of a dance to be given three nights away,
in the new camp-house of the B-in-a-Box outfit. “No common fandango,”
explained Cimarron Bill, “but the real thing, with people comin’ from as
far away as Tascosa an’ Fort Sill. Nacherrally, I decided to attend.
That Cheyenne I was after, an’ his pony, could wait; the dance
couldn’t.”
Cimarron Bill, continuing, told how he had cut across country for the
home ranch of the B-in-a-Box. He arrived in good time, that is to say
four hours prior to the fiddlers, which, as he expressed it, gave him
space wherein “to liquor up” and get in proper key for the festival
impending. While engaged upon these preliminaries he was shot in the leg
by a fellow-guest with whom he disagreed.
“You see,” explained Cimarron Bill, “this outlaw was a Texas ranger, an’
after about six drinks I started to tell him what I thought of a prairie
dog who would play policeman that a-way, for thirty dollars a month an’
furnish his own hoss. One word leads to another an’ the last one to the
guns, an’ the next news is I get plugged in the off hind laig. I
wouldn’t have cared so much,” concluded Cimarron Bill, in mournful
meditation over his mishap, “only he shot me before the first dance.”
Cimarron Bill had been laid up in the new camp-house of the hospitable
B-in-a-Box. Being able to mount and ride away, three days before Mr.
Masterson encountered him, he had deemed it expedient to make a driving
raid on Bear Shield’s village on his journey home, and carry off a
handful of ponies. Thus, by a coincidence of pony-raiding impulse, the
two had been restored to one another.
“For you see,” said Cimarron Bill, “I was still shy a hoss, the same as
when I started out of Dodge.”
“All the same,” observed Mr. Masterson, severely, “you ought to have
sent word to Aunt Nettie.”
“Send Aunt Nettie word!” exclaimed Cimarron Bill. “I wasn’t that locoed!
Aunt Nettie would have been down on me like a fallin’ star! Shore! she’d
have deescended on that B-in-a-Box outfit like a mink on a settin’ hen!
I saveyed a heap better than to send Aunt Nettie word.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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