The Supply at Saint Agatha'sPhelps, Elizabeth Stuart
Religion
The Supply at Saint Agatha's
Phelps, Elizabeth Stuart
Churches -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Short stories
In one particular Saint Agatha's has been thrust into an attitude of
originality foreign to her taste. Her leading men feel called upon
occasionally to explain how the eternal feminine came--a little
contrary to the fashion of our land--to be recognized in the name of
the church. Saint Agatha's first pastor, one should know, was a very
young man of enthusiastic and unconventional temperament. He did not
live long enough to outgrow this--for a clergyman--unfortunate trend of
nature, having died, full of dreams and visions, in the teeth of a
lowering conflict with his wardens; but he lived long enough to carry
the day and the name for a portion of his people who desired to call
their church in honor of a sweet, though rich, old lady who had put her
private fortune into their beautiful house of worship, and her warm
heart into their future success. It had befallen this dear old lady to
bear the name of Agatha, which, for her sake,--and, of course, in due
ecclesiastical remembrance of the strictly canonical saint of similar
cognomen,--was accordingly bestowed upon the church.
In the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and another numeral, which I
am requested not to indicate, but I may not deny that it is a recent
one, the popular rector of Saint Agatha's took a winter vacation. He
was an imposing and imperious man, full of years and honors, in the
full sway of his professional fame, when he fell a victim, like any
common person, to the grippe.
In the attempt to recover from this vulgar malady, he was forced to
observe that his select physician had drugged him, via an exclusive
bronchitis, into a minister's sore throat, such as any ordinary country
parson might develop for lack of an overcoat, or a fire in his bedroom.
Without undue delay or reluctance, the rector of Saint Agatha's took
ship for the south of France; and in the comfortable way in which such
things are done in such quarters, the church was set trundling upon the
wheels of a two-months' "supply." This was managed so gracefully by
the experienced vestry of Saint Agatha's that hardly a visible jar
occurred in the parish machinery. Many of the people did not know that
their rector had gone until a canon from London sonorously filled the
pulpit one Sunday morning. A distinguished Middle State clergyman
followed the next week; the West sent her brightest and best the
succeeding Sunday; and so it went.
Eminent variety easily occupied that sacred desk. The wardens of St.
Agatha's have but to say, Come, and he cometh who weigheth the honor of
ministering in this aristocratic pulpit. In brief, the most
distinguished men in the denomination cordially supplied. On the
whole, perhaps the parish enjoyed their rector's vacation as much as he
did.
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