British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
She began to picture the possibilities of twenty-four hours of
empty-handed travel with some sinking of heart, while Herbert
bestowed silver and injunctions for her comfort on the conductor, and
five heavy trucks bearing trunks like Noah's Arks, each inscribed in
large letters "The Lady Emily Appleton," and accompanied by cockaded
men, wedged their way past her door, and were followed at uncertain
intervals by her mother, panting and anxious, with a lunch package,
and her half-dozen friends, each with the same number of papers,
periodicals, baskets of fruit and bouquets, and, finally, after
prolonged skirmishing, a porter with a hold-all and a dressing-bag.
Herbert had vanished to get a ticket for himself and accompany her to
Dover, much moved by the forlorn and bewildered expression on poor
untravelled Ermengarde's face, when she looked from her window (the
door being hopelessly blocked by fellow-travellers and their
followings of friends); and occasionally darted forward to catch a
paper or a flower from a friend's hand outstretched over the heads of
the crowd blocking the door; or tried to hear some shouted assurance
that her ticket was at least all right for the Calais train, that the
sea was like glass, and the sun coming out. Her seat not being
reserved, she dared not leave it to say the innumerable last words
that rise to the lips of lady householders at such moments, and could
only make signs to an anxious and much hustled mother in the far
distance, who responded without in the least knowing what it was all
about.
The tumult was subsiding, travellers were being respectfully but
firmly recommended to take places, and Ermengarde was about to make
one last wild effort to say good-bye to her mother, when a distracted
female wedged herself up to the carriage, gold-handled eyeglass in
hand, and anxiously sought for her name and number, which the
conductor found for her above the seat in the corner opposite
Ermengarde's, to the lady's great indignation and despair. She had
expressly written "to face the engine," she cried. But this was
abominable; she could not possibly travel backwards; she must have a
forward corner; the man might look at the ticket, and so forth and so
forth, with a much-burdened maid and a porter waiting behind her.
The conductor was sorry, he told Ermengarde, but there had been some
mistake, the other lady was unfortunately entitled to the corner,
whence Ermengarde was obliged to move, finding, luckily for her, a
middle seat, but losing all possibility of any but signalled
farewells, and seeing Herbert no more at all.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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