British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
Looking up at the ceiling as if in ecstatic vision of lovely things,
she sighed deeply, and wished that man was not carnivorous, and
wondered why the world went so thwartingly, and what was the matter
with everything, and if civilization was worth that last, worst
penalty of a real London fog--an ideally high and gamey one like
this, that you might smell all the way across Dover Straits--as
least, so Arthur once averred of a fog of less powerful bouquet.
All of a sudden, out of the hidden heart of darkness, whence those
heavy fog-folds rolled, came, on the wings of some evil spirit of the
nether pit, the deadly thought--was Arthur worth--worth what? the
pains and penalties of wedded bliss? Poor old Arthur! No, no, that
was unthinkable; the downy depths of the Chesterfield suddenly became
void of the resting form; there was quick pacing to and fro in
fire-gleam and shadow, with knitted brow and troubled glance.
The Demon Influenza was to blame for much, for everything--yes,
everything, even that little rift within the lute of household joy
and peace. For the little rift was there. But could the Influenza
Demon be blamed for those five successive and expensive hats, that in
the space of half as many weeks had to be discarded, each after
either, as impossible--with her complexion--or for those two gowns,
creations of a tailor of European renown, that on the second Wearing
made her an absolute frump? Had the Demon so irrevocably impaired
her looks and altered her figure? That was conceivable; but not
Arthur's conduct on the occasion. No demon, nothing, short of
original sin, could be answerable for that.
Memory flashed upon her brain a vivid picture of the Day of Judgment
face with which he had contemplated those five brand-new, chic and
costly hats arraigned in a row before him--the man had actually
disinterred them from various dark recesses in wardrobes--and,
instead of offering the balm of sympathy demanded by this five-fold
affliction, had snapped out the curt, harsh condemnation, "Could any
allowance stand that?" and walked off in wrath and gloom.
It was not as if she had complained of the allowance or ever so
remotely suggested its augmentation by a penny. She had simply fled
for succour in a crisis of ill-fortune to the one being on earth from
whom she had a right to expect it--in the form of hard cash; she had
asked the bread of sympathy and received the stone of
condemnation--damnation, she muttered bitterly--from the man who--a
sob checked the current of reflection, but was gulped down.--And he
should have remembered that the Flu Demon had left her weak and
depressed, a condition liable to be greatly aggravated by unbecoming
hats.
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