British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
fists into his darling eyes, was too moving.
It was his bedtime; perhaps he was just saying his little prayers for
"fahver and muvver," or nestling his curly head contentedly into his
pillow, and falling into that instant, happy sleep that made him look
like a little angel, at the very moment when she laid her own head,
uncomfortably full of hairpins--perilous to remove with no chance of
replacing them in that jolting, swinging little bunk--upon the
train-pillow, expectant of midnight robbery and assassination, but
too glad to lay it anywhere to care much about anything.
"Won't you at least let me take off your boots?" the woman of mystery
murmured drowsily from the top berth; and Ermengarde would have given
all she possessed to do so, had she discerned the remotest
possibility of ever being able to put them on again, having now
reached that stage of anguish when one seems to have somebody else's
feet on, and those several sizes too large.
As she lay face forward on a wide, springy bed, the swaying train
soon became a cradle of rest, and the rhythmic rattle and crash of
its wheels and engine a soft lullaby, or the gallop of giant steeds,
bearing one swiftly away to regions of elysian slumber and soothing
dreams. Let the Anarchist rob or murder her, or both, if he would;
but let him do it gently, so as not to disturb that exquisite
combination of motion and repose, or break the rhythm of that musical
gallop of winged steeds, yoked to flying cars, flashing swifter and
ever swifter across France, across Europe, across the night, from
North to South, from sea to sea, from evening to morning, from
darkness to dawn, from earth to fairyland, when---- Bang! crash!
jolt! rumble! and everything falling together and coming to a dead
stop, at the weird repeated cry of some lost spirit, that pierced the
startled night in prolonged reverberations.
No, not a lost spirit, after all; only a sleepy man in a blouse,
crying the name of some town--was it Dijon?--through the echoing
emptiness of a dimly lighted station, and through the window a
glimpse of sky full of stars looking down in peace. They had come to
_somewhere else_, whither they had flown during the delicious sleep
into which she had fallen. There is nothing more delightful than
that feeling of having come to somewhere else without effort and
without thought, in the stillness of night and sleep.
If only one had on one's own legs and feet, and no hairpins and no
close-fitting day clothes, pinching in wrong places, or if only one
could find a pocket-handkerchief or a smelling-bottle, or look at
one's watch, without fear of waking the woman of mystery, and so
hastening the hour of assassination by turning on the light; the
presence of which, the latter had averred, was absolutely destructive
of her chances of sleep.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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