British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"Yet Madame sits beautifully, is a good rider?"
"Oh, I can ride--horses--not nightmares, not wild donkeys up endless
chimneys."
Then it was that this man of infinite resource came to the rescue.
He took the donkey's short bridle--too short to be used by the
rider--in one hand, and passing his other arm behind the saddle
brought the lawless animal into subjection, and diverted the rider's
attention from her misadventures to the splendour of the prospect,
which was unfolding beneath them with every step they mounted, but
which she had been totally unable to see because it was all behind.
Then, after a short rest and rearrangement of the Bond Street hat,
which, besides having been slept upon, was obviously not intended to
ride donkeys up precipices in, he personally conducted donkey and
rider for the remainder of the ascent, making Ermengarde's hair stand
on end by disputing edges of precipices with the animal, and
preserving her in violent and unexpected jerks by the support of his
arm.
"But how will you ever face the miserable people you have fastened
upon wild animals against their will, when we get to the top--that
is, if there is any top, and we ever get there?" she asked.
"Ah, Madame," he replied with twinkling eyes and a small shrug, "I am
discreet. I do not face them, especially the fat lady, till they
have been fed. But--she is a _drôlesse_, that stout one. Imagine to
yourself, her porters have already dropped her twice _à force de
rire_ simply. They fall soft, those padded ones. And she is now
happily safe on high."
"But can they be expected to stay in your house after being captured
and carried up by force?"
This youth pleased Ermengarde; she told herself, while looking kindly
into his sunny, smiling eyes, that he was a dear boy. Foreign
subordinates, especially French, she had always understood, are very
different from our clumsy, self-conscious countrymen; no need to keep
them at such a distance; they can be amusing and companionable
without being impertinent or vulgar. And this one had the bearing of
a prince in disguise.
"But they are obliged to stay, Madame; for, look you, once there,
they cannot get down again. Besides, it is so charming on high that
no one ever wishes to. Moreover, it is not, as Madame supposes, my
house."
"No? You are--who are you, then--not the proprietor?"
"Heaven forbid! I am quite simply--they call me--Monsieur Isidore,
at your service."
"Son?" she pondered silently, "secretary--or _maitre-d'hotel_?"
They were now winding round a rocky steep, crowned by a plain white
building, half hidden by cypresses, the flickering, flame-like points
of which surprised her by their solemn and symbolic beauty. Making a
sudden sharp turn they found themselves in a sunny, open garden,
ablaze with flowers of summer sweetness, shaded by orange, olive, and
palm trees, planted sparsely upon a ridge summit, and commanding a
glorious, wide, and open prospect ending in the warm, deep blue of
the sea.
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