British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
A little withered old woman passed along under the rock wall, leading
a self-willed goat, and briskly knitting. She sent up a shrill and
cheerful "_Buon sera_," laughed, and nodded, and went on her tranquil
way. Then the lay brother in charge of the deserted garden, passing
the eucalyptus on his way home from work, told her she had taken the
longest way, and put her on the shorter, and she went down the steps
as the first few stars trembled into the sky, and so round through
olives and pines to the hotel. And there, in the glowing twilight
above the lemon-tops, was the face of her fellow-traveller,
brightening at the sight of her with smiles of welcome.
"My dear woman of mystery, where did you spring from?" she cried. "I
thought you had gone on to Italy. And how on earth did you climb up
this terrific hill? And where is your luggage? And how very glad I
am to see you again!"
That Italy was just round the corner, that the parting had been but
yesterday, and that it was possible for an able-bodied woman to climb
a mile of mountain-path without utter destruction, filled Ermengarde
with a wonder only less than her wonder at her own unfeigned delight
in unexpectedly meeting this woman, who appeared to be somewhat
overpowered by her effusive reception.
"Dear Mrs. Allonby," she protested faintly, while being carried off
to the house, "indeed, I am not at all hungry, and not so very tired."
"Oh, but you are!" she insisted. "Dreadfully tired. And you must
have some tea at once--in my room. I had mine long ago, out of
doors. I will make tea for you in my own Etna--the one that upset in
my dress-basket. Are you expected? Have you engaged rooms? Let me
take you in to Madame Bontemps, proprietress and manager. Most civil
and obliging; will make you very comfortable. We shall find her in
the office. Heinrich? What's become of the porter? Madame
Bontemps? What on earth's the matter?"
The inner door, which had been closed at sunset, yielded to pressure,
and let a torrent of strident voices and sounds of discord pour out
upon the startled air, disclosing a spectacle that caused both ladies
to retreat in momentary terror, and despair of all peaceful and safe
passage through the hall.
Madame Bontemps had, as it were, taken the stage--that is, the middle
of the hall--and with blazing eyes and murderous gestures, was
calling down what sounded the most terrific maledictions upon the
devoted head of the stalwart Swiss porter, Heinrich, who, with
bristling moustache and hair and balled fists, thundered back
denunciations even more terrific with gestures of even greater
violence.
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