British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"The imagination of Mademoiselle," he would observe innocently,
"invests things with a magic of its own. In short, she is a poet."
Then he would laugh gently, and Ermengarde would shudder for his
future, though she was not above suggesting to him themes similar to
the results of a frog diet for Miss Boundrish's imagination to
develop. So that _table d'hôte_ was sometimes the scene of some
remarkable additions to human knowledge.
To account for her various and invincible charms, speculation as to
where Miss Boundrish had been dragged up was frequent and diverse.
Yet her parents were there in attendance upon her, harmless, worthy
people of the comfortable, Philistine, mid-middle class, the father
rather deaf--he had registered her with two r's, because her mother
insisted on the short o in Doris, and the man was too logical to
leave his child with insufficient letters--the mother placidly
content with the wildest utterances of her only child, and both well
trained in the ways in which modern parents are expected to go. That
no subject was too abstruse for Dorris's discussion, and that nothing
could be spoken of upon which she was not quite as well informed as
anyone present, or better, caused them no apparent surprise. But
Miss Boundrish's father was a little deaf, and Miss Boundrish's
mother once confided to the thin man that it was a little tiring to
be the mother of an exceptionally gifted and accomplished child, and
that a few days' visit to Nice, contemplated by Dorris, would afford
her a welcome opportunity of taking a "much-needed" rest. "I should
like," she sighed, "to have two solid days to do nothing in and to
think nothing in--and," she added, after a pause, "to _fear_ nothing
in."
"So that one hopes the fair Dorris doesn't beat her," the thin man
commented to Ermengarde, who thought her quite capable of it. But
Agatha suggested that even Miss Boundrish's mother might not be quite
insensible to the fury some of her little ways evoked from the
community; that pretty little way of drawing up a chair or of walking
up and stopping dead for the express purpose of breaking into
intimate or interesting dialogue, that even prettier way of pursuing
people bent on solitude, dual or otherwise, to pleasant points of
view, and pouring out entirely familiar, guide-book information.
As, for instance, when the setting sun brought the craggy peaks that
wall the high hill-village of St. Agnes into unusual beauty, and a
party coming home from an excursion and another drawn out to the
mountain from the hotel, stood silently enjoying it, and Dorris's
high voice suddenly rang over the gorge with the history of the
walled hill-villages, of the abduction of the innocent young Agnes by
Saracens in one of their raids, and of the miracle wrought by her
faith, which resulted in the conversion of many, the restoration of
St. Agnes to her home among the crags, and a yearly commemoration of
the event to this day by a procession of villagers.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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