The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Jerry, frightened nearly to death at the awful propinquity of the
“question popping,” could scarcely stand, for his agitation; and poor
Miss Mary, apprehending from Jerry's manner that the garden was destined
to become the recipient of some awfully horrible avowal--perhaps Jerry
had murdered somebody, and his conscience was forcing him to
disclose; or he had discovered that an insurrection of the negroes was
contemplated; or--surely he was not going to make a declaration--oh,
no! she knew it was not anything of that kind--began to participate in
Jerry's embarrassment and trepidation. More like criminals proceeding
to execution, than young people going to pluck grapes, they sought the
garden; the gate was closed behind them, and in a few moments more they
stood under the arbour.
The grapes were hanging down upon all sides in the greatest profusion;
and, twining their purple masses together, seemingly cried out, “Come
eat us!”
Jerry was the very picture of terror. Oh! how he wished that he was safe
at home! But it was too late to retreat--he could only procrastinate.
But still, men had gone as far as walking in a secluded garden with
a lady, and then died old bachelors. But then that infernal doctor
to-morrow--the die was cast, he would go on. The question was, how
should he approach the subject, so as not to destroy life in the young
lady, when the dreadful business of his visit was announced? He must
prepare her for it gradually--the grapes offered an introductory--the
impolite fellow, not to offer her any during the long time they had been
in the arbour--they had just a second before reached it.
Plucking off a large bunch, he handed them to her, and selected a
similar one for himself. They were devoured in silence, Jerry too badly
frightened to speak, and Mary wondering what in the world was to come
next. The grapes were consumed, another pair of bunches selected, and
the sound of their champing jaws was all that broke the stillness.
Jerry's eyes were fixed on his bunch, and Mary was watching the motions
of an agile snail. The cluster was in process of disappearance, when
Jerry, summoning his whole energies, commenced his declamation: “Miss
Mary, I have something to impart”--here he came to a full stop, and
looked up, as if to draw inspiration from heaven; but the umbrageous
foliage intercepted his view, and only the grapes met his eye--and their
juice requires to be gone through with several processes, before much
exhilaration or eloquence can be drawn from it. Plucking a quantity, he
swallowed them, to relieve his throat, which was becoming strangely dry
and harsh.
Miss Mary, poor girl, was sitting there, very much confused, busily
eating grapes; neither she nor Jerry knew, whilst continuing to eat, the
quantity that they had consumed: their thoughts were elsewhere.
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