The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Jerry got down, left the yard gate carefully open behind him, led
his horse up the Major's fine grass-walk to the steps, and was about
bringing him with him into the house, when a servant relieved him of
the task by carrying the steed to the stable. Not noticing the air of
astonishment with which the old Major was regarding him, he shook hands
with the negro for Major Smith, and bowing to a large yellow water-jar,
addressed it as “Miss Mary,” and then finished the performances by
sitting down in a large basket of eggs; the sudden yielding of his seat,
and the laughter of both father and daughter, aroused him to a full
consciousness of how ridiculously he was acting. His apologies and
explanations only served to render bad worse, and he therefore wisely
determined to take a chair and say nothing more. Dinner was shortly
announced, and this he concluded in very respectable style, without
making any more serious mistake than eating cabbage with a spoon, or
helping the lady to the drum-stick of the chicken. A cigar was smoked
after dinner, and then the old Major, giving a shrewd guess how the land
lay, declared that he must take his afternoon nap, and retired, leaving
the field to Jerry and the daughter. “Now or never,” was the motto with
Jerry.
The old Major, in addition to planting cotton, and retrieving a
dissipated fortune, was a great dabbler in horticulture, and had
bestowed great attention upon the cultivation of the grape. By much
care and grafting, he had so improved upon the common varieties of the
country as to render them but slightly inferior to the choicest foreign
specimens. An extensive arbour was in the middle of the garden--the
finest and most extensive in the swamp--and this was literally covered
with the ruddy clusters of grapes, now in the fullest tide of ripeness.
“Now or never,” I say, was the word with Jerry. Making a desperate
effort, he faltered out, “Miss Mary, your father has a very fine garden!
shall we go look at the grapes? I am very fond of them, Miss Mary! do
you like grapes, Miss Mary? Ha! ha!”--the cold sweat bursting out from
every pore.
“Very much, Mr. Wilson, and pa's are really very fine, considering that
they have not the quality of being exotics to recommend them to our
taste. I will accompany you to taste them with much pleasure,” replied
Miss Mary; and tripping into the house, soon appeared, with the sweetest
little sun-bonnet on, that witching damsel ever wore.
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