The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
He was not jesting. One of the first physicians in the state, taking
a fancy to me, had offered to board me, clothe me, educate me in his
profession, and become as a father to me, if I were willing to accept
the kind offices at his hands.
I could scarcely realize the verity of what I had heard, yet 'twas
true, and the ensuing new-year beheld me an inmate of the office of my
benefactor.
He is now in his grave. Stricken down a soldier of humanity at his post,
ere the meridian of life was reached. Living, he was called the widow's
and orphan's friend, and the tears of all attested, at his death, that
the proud distinction was undenied. I am not much, yet what I am he
made me; and when my heart fails to thrill in gratitude at the silent
breathing of his name, may it be cold to the loudest tones of life.
Behold me, then, a student of medicine, but yesterday a cotton-picker,
illustrating within my own person, in the course of a few years, the
versatility of American pursuits and character.
I was scarcely sixteen, yet I was a student of medicine, and had been,
almost a printer, a cotton-picker, plough-boy, gin-driver, gentleman
of leisure, cabin-boy, cook, scullion, and runaway, all distinctly
referable to the young lady before-mentioned wearing “No. 2's,” when her
foot required “fives.”
GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH THE MEDICINES.
“Now, Mr. Tensas,” said my kind preceptor, a few days after I had got
regularly installed in the office, “your first duty must be to get
acquainted with the different medicines. This is a Dispensatory--as you
read of a drug you will find the majority mentioned on the shelves,
take it down and digest”--here, unfortunately for the peace of mind and
general welfare of a loafing Indian, who hung continually around the
office, seeking what he might devour, or rather steal, the doctor
was called away in a great hurry, and did not have time to finish
his sentence, so “take it down and digest,” were the last words that
remained in my mind. “Take it down and digest.” By the father of
physic, thought I, this study of medicine is not the pleasant task I
anticipated--rather arduous in the long run for the stomach, I should
judge, to swallow and digest all the medicines, from Abracadabra to
Zinzibar. Why, some of them are vomits, and I'd like to know how they
are to be kept down long enough to be digested. Now, as for tamarinds,
or liquorice, or white sugar, I might go them, but aloes, and rhubarb,
and castor-oil, and running your finger down your throat, are rather
disagreeable any way you can take them. I'm in for it, though; I suppose
it's the way all doctors are made, and I have no claims to be exempted;
and now for big book with the long name.
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