The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
John wended his way unnoticed down the street, but observing
everything--his keen eye discovered not only matter of interest in the
commotion, but high promise--there was evidently something “out,”
for the throbbing town, the fluttering banner, and the anxious groups
betrayed it. Entering the hotel where the principal citizens were
assembled, John mingled with the throng in the bar room, and listened
to learn the cause of the gathering; how did his heart swell within him
(for it had plenty of room) when he heard that a public dinner was on
the tapis, a real bona fide dinner, of fish, flesh, and fowl, with an
abundance of good liquor. John determined to search out the location
of that town upon the map, and mark it down in his remembrance as
possessing a highly civilized community. The landlord's son, an urchin
of about six years of age, was every now and then running into the hall,
and then out into the street, huzzaing at every termination of his race,
running against every body, and putting on all sorts of wild antics--he
appeared to have “cut” his comrades in the street, and was going the
enthusiastic on his own hook, as if fully impressed with the honors
descending upon his father's house--him our hero fixed upon to learn
particulars, and seizing him as he entered the hall, enquired who was
coming to eat the dinner that day.
“Hey, why, don't you know?--I guess you're a fellar of the other
party;--it's the Governor that's a comin',” and off dashed the young
publican.
An alarm now drew the crowd in the bar room out to the porch, barkeeper
and all, and a citizen having left his glass untasted upon the counter,
while he went to see the matter of interest outside, John just took the
liberty of tasting the contents, by way of a priming to nerve him for
future contingencies, and, after, quietly strolled to the rear of
the house, where discovering a darkey blacking boots, he stuck up his
dust-covered extremities, and authoritatively ordered him to brush them
up; the darkey obeyed, and a wash after, at the pump, brought out John's
genius bright as a “new dollar”--to use his own expression, he was “_a
full case and printed copy!_” While he was arranging his cravat in
the sitting room, a shout rent the air which made the glass before
him rattle. Again! again! huzza! and dashing down to the hotel came a
barouche containing the guest, with the judge of the district, a member
of legislature, and the county clerk. Huzza! shouted the village--huzza!
shouted our hero,--bang! went a small swivel at the upper end of the
town--white waved the ladies' handkerchiefs, and high swelled the
heart of a nation's statesman. At that exciting moment the Indiana
representative loomed upon the public eye almost majestic--Clay was
no-where, Polk wasn't thought of, Webster was but a patching, and
Van Buren was small potatoes--the only comparisons to the returned
representative, were Washington and old Hickory.
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