The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
The signal was now given, and in poured the subscribers to the dinner,
with their guest, and in poured John “on his own hook.” The dining room
shook with applause as the member took his seat. The judge presided upon
the occasion, and after a blessing by the parson, they set to at the
viands. We need not enter into particulars as to how the eatables looked
or how they were eaten, suffice it they were choice and plentiful, and
that the company showed an appreciation of their worth by clearing
the table! The host--on this occasion the happy host--stood behind the
member's chair with a napkin, as if waiting for the great man to get
through, so he might wipe his mouth and hands for him. The enthusiasm,
and the liquor, had set the host's face in a glow; he looked as if he
felt the greatness of the occasion, and he said he didn't care, if they
devoured every thing in his house--he was repaid by the honor, indeed,
he didn't know that he had anything more to live for after that day, it
was the crowning period of his career. John, happy John! was actually
devastating everything within his reach--he hadn't had such a chance for
days, aye, weeks, and like Dugald Dalgetty, he not only made the most of
the present, but carefully laid up a small provision for the future. He
laughed at all jests within hearing, and scattered his own with unusual
brilliancy.
The period had now arrived for the toasts and speeches, the feast of
reason and the flow of liquor. After the regulars were drank, the
county clerk gained the floor and offering a few striking and
pertinent remarks, wherein he dwelt upon how the nation, and Indiana in
particular, had been rescued by their representative, he proposed the
following:
“Our representative, Charles Stumper, Esq., a pure patriot of Indiana,
may a nation's gratitude yet make him a nation's head.”
Amid the loud plaudits which followed, Charles Stumper, Esq., bowed
his head as if that head was already a national crowning piece, and
swallowing a spoonfull of cold water, he arose from his seat with a
dignity befitting his august station. We have not room here to give
his speech in detail--it was, of course, great--it couldn't be anything
else! When he finished by saying that, “hereafter, body, bones, blood
and all were devoted to their service,” a shout went up that shook the
town of M. like a small earthquake. Before he took his seat he offered
the following compliment: “The town of M., while its citizens have an
existence, the country is safe!”
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