The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
One tremendous shout rent the air, followed by bursts of laughter, from
which Edwards retreated into the hotel. We have but to add that Hoss
carried the Bar counties “as easy as rolling off a log!” His antagonist
in vain tried to stem the tide of fun,--when he essayed to speak a
m-e-o-w of a wild-cat or the hum of a mosquito imitated by some of his
audience would be sure to set the rest sniggering, and spoil his effort.
NATURAL ACTING! DAN MARBLE'S FIRST APPEARANCE AT GRAND RIVER, MICHIGAN.
|Several years since our friend Dan Marble, the celebrated
representative of Yankee characters, was performing an engagement at
Detroit, and was persuaded by some friends to take a trip to Chicago,
and give them a taste of his quality in the lake city. Dan consented,
and on board of the good steamer Constitution, commanded by a skilful
captain, under the care of Doty, one of the best lake engineers, and
piloted by Gus. McKinstry, they set out in the fall of the year for
their northern destination. All went “merry as a marriage bell;” they
had a successful trip up,--Dan had a successful engagement--and back
they started for Detroit. But now the elements became rebellious;
whether rude Boreas resolved to keep this favorite son of Momus up there
in his northern home, we know not, but when the vessel that bore his
fortunes--his own comical self--had nearly reached the head of the lake,
against a head wind that would almost tear off a shirt collar, they run
out of wood, and was forced to scud back to Milwaukee a “leetle dust
faster than they wanted tu.” They loaded up with the fuel again, and
shutting their teeth with determination, they fastened tight the safety
valve, and tried it again right in the teeth of the hurricane. After
puffing, and blowing, and wheezing, and coughing, the old boat had to
give in, and hunt a harbor. Fate drove them into Grand River--we say,
Fate did it, in order, as we think, to keep up the character of a grand
stream by opening a dramatic temple on its banks, with an exhibition of
the budding greatness of a genius. Fate, you know, has the ordering of
such things.
The noble steamer came to anchor in the quiet river, between its
towering sand banks, and old “blow hard” tossed the lake wave on the
outside, top-mast high, with glee, at having penned Dan. Down came an
inhabitant of the town of Grand River, who had seen Dan perform at
Buffalo, and recognising him, up he posted to spread the news. In the
meantime, those on board were wondering how they should pass the weary
hours, if the fierce wind continued its fury. Presently, down comes
another resident to the boat, a small _cat-skin_ cap on his head, a
Canada-mixed coat on, and dressed in _deer-skin breeches._
“Whar is he?--which is him?--consarn his comic pictur, show him
out--ha-ha-ha!”
“Who are you lookin' after, Mister?” inquired the pilot.
“Why Dan--corn twist him--Dan Marble, to be sure.”
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