The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
“Well, thought I, it does look sorter unpromisin', but its colt or none;
so I 'termined to put him in trainin' the fust chance. Last Saturday,
who should cum ridin' up but the new cirkut preacher, a
long-legged, weakly, sickly,
never-contented-onless-the-best-on-the-plantation-war-cooked-fur-him
sort of a man; but I didn't look at him twice, his hoss was the critter
that took my eye; for the minute I looked at him, I knew him to be the
same hoss as Sam Spooner used to win all his splurgin' dimes with, the
folks said, and wot he used to ride past our house so fine on. The hoss
war a heap the wuss for age and change of masters; for preachers, though
they're mity 'ticular 'bout thar own comfort, seldom tends to thar
hosses, for one is privit property and 'tother generally borried. I seed
from the way the preacher rid, that he didn't know the animal he war
straddlin'; but I did, and I 'termined I wouldn't lose sich a chance
of trainin' Colt by the side of a hoss wot had run real races. So that
night, arter prayers and the folks was abed, I and Nigger Bill tuck the
hosses and carried them down to the pastur'. It war a forty-aker lot,
and consequently jist a quarter across--for I thought it best to promote
Colt, by degrees, to a four-miler. When we got thar, the preacher's
hoss showed he war willin'; but Colt, dang him! commenced nibblin' a
fodder-stack over the fence. I nearly cried for vexment, but an idea
struck me; I hitched the critter, and told Bill to get on Colt and stick
tight wen I giv' the word. Bill got reddy, and unbeknownst to him I
pulled up a bunch of nettles, and, as I clapped them under Colt's tail,
yelled, 'Go!' Down shut his graceful like a steel-trap, and away he
shot so quick an' fast that he jumpt clean out from under Bill, and got
nearly to the end of the quarter 'fore the nigger toch the ground: he
lit on his head, and in course warn't hurt--so we cotched Colt, an' I
mounted him.
“The next time I said 'go' he showed that age hadn't spiled his legs
or memory. Bill 'an me 'greed we could run him now, so Bill mounted
Preacher and we got ready. Thar war a narrer part of the track 'tween
two oaks, but as it war near the end of the quarter, I 'spected to pass
Preacher 'fore we got thar, so I warn't afraid of barkin' my shins.
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