The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
“'No, sir, stay, I command you, I insist. Woman, what do you want? in
the name of virtue, what do you want?' The widow commenced her piteous
appeal again, when, quite overcome, I rushed from the room, followed by
the voice of the ruined professor, who feared that his reputation was
for ever gone. 'Woman, in the name of Jehovah, what _do you_ want?'”
Poor Frank! Death's dark garniture hath clothed his piercing eye;
friendship and sorrow no more thrill his heart, and the noisome worm
revels in the home of high and noble daring. He died! not on
the sick-bed, with mourning friends gathered around, but on the
battle-field, fighting for his country, on the victor soldier's bed--the
body of his foe. And of all the warm leal hearts that were stilled,
of all the true spirits that floated up to God, from thy glorious but
bloody field, Buena Vista! silence fell not on a nobler breast--not a
truer soul went up than rose from thy bosom, Frank--true friend of my
early manhood!
THE CURIOUS WIDOW.
|During my first course of lectures I became a boarder at the house of
a widow lady, the happy mother of a brace and a half of daughters, the
quartette possessing so much of the distinguishing characteristic of the
softer sex, that I often caught myself wondering in what nook or corner
of their diminutive skulls they kept the rest of the faculties.
Occupying the same room that I did, were two other students from the
same section of country as myself, and possessing pretty much the same
tastes and peculiarities. One thing certain we agreed in, and that was a
detestation of all curiosity-stricken women; for never were poor devils
worse bothered by researches than we were. Not a pocket of any garment
left in our rooms could remain unexamined, not a letter remain on our
table unread, nor scarcely a word of conversation pass without a soft,
subdued breathing at the key-hole telling us we were eavesdropped.
Matters came at length to such a pass, and so thorough became the
annoyance, that nothing but the difficulty of obtaining suitable
accommodation elsewhere, prevented us from bidding a tender adieu to
the widow, and promising to pay her our board bill as soon as our
remittances arrived.
As the evil had to be endured for a while, at least, we soon invented
and arranged a plan for breaking her of her insatiable curiosity, and
making her, what she was in other respects, a good landlady.
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