The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
war no use--the screech owl had hollered, and she war called fur; an'
jes to think of a nice young 'ooman like her, with the purtiest pair of
twins in the world, and as much alike as two pese, only one had black
hare and lite ise, an' the other had black ise and lite hare--bein'
carrid to a grave by cold fride collards apeered a hard case, but the
Lord is the Heavens an' he nose! Well, the first dose that he gin her
didn't 'fect much, so he gin her another pint, an' then cummenst stemin'
her, when the pirspirashun began to kum out, she sunk rite down, an'
begun to siken awful; the cold fride collards began to kum up in gobs,
but Blessed Master! it war too late, the screech owl had hollered, an'
she flung up cold fride collards till she dide, pooer creetur! the Lord
be marsyful to her poor soul! But I sed from the fust she wood die.
Doctor, weed better see how Miss Jimsey is; it's no use to waste the
'Futifuge' on her, the screech owl has hollered, and she mus go though
all the doctors of a king war here; poor creetur! she has lived a long
time, an' I 'speck her Lord and Master wants her.”
And thus saying, the old lady preceded the way to the sick-room, myself
and the five other old women bringing up the rear.
Somewhat, I thought, to the disappointment of the superstitious dames,
we found the invalid still buried in a profound slumber, her regular,
placid breathing indicating that the proper functions of the system
were being restored. I softly felt her pulse, and it, too, showed
improvement. Leaving the room, we returned to the other cabin. I
informed the family that she was much better, and if she did not have a
return of the spasms by morning, and rested undisturbed in the meantime,
that she would get well. But I saw that superstition had too deep a hold
on their minds for my flattering opinion to receive their sanction. An
incredulous shake of the head was nearly my only reply, except from the
owl enthusiast.
“Doctor, you're mistaken, certin. The screech-owl has hollered, and she
is boun to die--it's a sure sign, and can't fail!”
I saw the uselessness of argument, and therefore did not attempt to show
them how ridiculous, nay irreligious, it was to entertain such notions,
willing that the termination of the case should be the reply.
It would require a ponderous tome to contain all that passed in
conversation during our vigils that night. Morning broke, and I went
softly in to see if my patient still slept. The noise I made in crossing
the rough floor aroused, and as I reached the bed-side, she half raised
herself up, and to my great delight accosted me in her perfect senses.
“I s'pose, young man, you're a doctor, aint you?”
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