The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
A few months passed over and I heard nothing more of him. Newer, but
not brighter, stars were in the ascendant, filling with their deeds
the clanging trump of bear-killing fame, and, but for the quantity of
bear-blankets in the neighbouring cabins, and the painful absence of
his usual present of bear-hams, Mik-hoo-tah bid fair to suffer that fate
most terrible to aspiring ambitionists--forgetfulness during life. The
sun, in despair at the stern necessity which compelled him to yield
up his tender offspring, day, to the gloomy grave of darkness, had
stretched forth his long arms, and, with the tenacity of a drowning
man clinging to a straw, had clutched the tender whispering straw-like
topmost branches of the trees--in other words it was near sunset--when
I arrived at home from a long wearisome semi-ride-and-swim through the
swamp. Receiving a negative to my inquiry whether there were any new
calls, I was felicitating myself upon a quiet night beside my tidy
bachelor hearth, undisturbed by crying children, babbling women, or
amorous cats--the usual accompaniments of married life--when, like a
poor henpecked Benedick crying for peace when there is no peace, I was
doomed to disappointment. Hearing the splash of a paddle in the bayou
running before the door, I turned my head towards the bank, and soon
beheld, first the tail of a coon, next his body, a human face, and,
the top of the bank being gained, a full-proportioned form clad in the
garments which, better than any printed label, wrote him down raftsman,
trapper, bear-hunter. He was a messenger from the indefatigable
bear-hunter, Mik-hoo-tah. Asking him what was the matter, as soon as he
could get the knots untied which two-thirds drunkenness had made in his
tongue, he informed me, to my sincere regret, that Mik went out that
morning on a bear-hunt, and in a fight with one had got his leg broke
all to flinders, if possible worse than the other, and that he wanted
me to come quickly. Getting into the canoe, which awaited me, I wrapped
myself in my blanket, and yielding to my fatigue, was soon fast asleep.
I did not awaken until the canoe striking against the bank, as it
landed at Mik's pre-emption, nearly threw me in the bayou, and entirely
succeeded with regard to my half-drunken paddler, who--like the sailor
who circumnavigated the world and then was drowned in a puddle-hole in
his own garden--had escaped all the perils of the tortuous bayou to be
pitched overboard when there was nothing to do but step out and tie
the dug-out. Assisting him out of the water, we proceeded to the house,
when, to my indignation, I learnt that the drunken messenger had given
me the long trip for nothing, Mik only wanting me to make him a new
wooden leg, the old one having been completely demolished that morning.
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