The Prince brooded. Then he spoke, unbosoming himself more freely than was his wont in conversation with his staff. "Between you and me, Pop," he cried impulsively, "I'm dashed sorry we ever started this dashed silly invading business. We thought ourselves dashed smart, working in the dark, and giving no sign till the great pounce, and all that sort of dashed nonsense. Seems to me we've simply dashed well landed ourselves in the dashed soup." Captain von Poppenheim saluted in sympathetic silence. He and the prince had been old chums at college. A life-long friendship existed between them. He would have liked to have expressed adhesion verbally to his superior officer's remarks. The words "I don't think" trembled on his tongue. But the iron discipline of the German Army gagged him. He saluted again and clicked his heels. The Prince recovered himself with a strong effort. "You say the Russians will be here shortly?" he said. "In a few hours, sir." "And the men really wish to bombard London?" "It would be a treat to them, sir." "Well, well, I suppose if we don't do it, somebody else will. And we got here first." "Yes, sir." "Then--" An orderly hurried up and saluted. "Telegram, sir." Absently the Prince opened it. Then his eyes lit up. "Gotterdammerung!" he said. "I never thought of that. 'Smash up London and provide work for unemployed mending it.--GRAYSON,'" he read. "Poppenheim." "Sir?" "Let the bombardment commence." "Yes, sir." "And let it continue till the Russians arrive. Then it must stop, or there will be complications." Captain von Poppenheim saluted, and withdrew. Chapter 6 THE BOMBARDMENT OF LONDON Thus was London bombarded. Fortunately it was August, and there was nobody in town. Otherwise there might have been loss of life. Chapter 7 A CONFERENCE OF THE POWERS The Russians, led by General Vodkakoff, arrived at Hampstead half an hour after the bombardment had ceased, and the rest of the invaders, including Raisuli, who had got off on an _alibi_, dropped in at intervals during the week. By the evening of Saturday, the sixth of August, even the Chinese had limped to the metropolis. And the question now was, What was going to happen? England displayed a polite indifference to the problem. We are essentially a nation of sight-seers. To us the excitement of staring at the invaders was enough. Into the complex international problems to which the situation gave rise it did not occur to us to examine. When you consider that a crowd of five hundred Londoners will assemble in the space of two minutes, abandoning entirely all its other business, to watch a cab-horse that has fallen in the street, it is not surprising that the spectacle of nine separate and distinct armies in the metropolis left no room in the British mind for other reflections.